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Song Parodies -> "If I Could Just Poo"
Original Song Title:
"If I Had Your Love"
Original Performer:
Selma
Parody Song Title:
"If I Could Just Poo"
Parody Written by:
Debra
The Lyrics
If I could just poo
There would be no need for prune juice
No all bran, cranberry juice
Or baked beans forcing me to go
I could eat whatever I pleased
Pizza pie, t-bone steaks, chocolate cake, many types of cheese
If I could just poo
I would be happy
Wouldn't be straining
Everyday
If I could just poo
Wouldn't need a supp
Or an enema
If I could just poo
Owwwwwwwww
If my bowels opened
Naturally like they're supposed to
Without strain, without pain
No effort, it slides out easy
Owwwwwwwwwww
If I could just poo
Wouldn't be straining
Wouldn't need a supp
Ooohh owwwwww
There would be no need for prune juice
No all bran, cranberry juice
Or baked beans forcing me to go
I could eat whatever I pleased
Pizza pie, t-bone steaks, chocolate cake, many types of cheese
If I could just poo
I would be happy
Wouldn't be straining
Everyday
If I could just poo
Wouldn't need a supp
Or an enema
If I could just poo
Owwwwwwwww
If my bowels opened
Naturally like they're supposed to
Without strain, without pain
No effort, it slides out easy
Owwwwwwwwwww
If I could just poo
Wouldn't be straining
Wouldn't need a supp
Ooohh owwwwww
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