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Song Parodies -> "Smokin'"
Original Song Title:
"Broken (featuring Amy Lee)"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Seether
Parody Song Title:
"Smokin'"
Parody Written by:
Billy Boyd
The Lyrics
Back in the November elections, my state had a law passed that would raise cigarette prices. I, like most smokers, were not happy about this at all. We knew the law would go into effect in January, so for two months, prices remained the same. Well, now it's January and not only have they gone up, but much higher than originally thought. $1:30 a pack. Now, name brands are 5 dollars, plus a pack and even generics are 3 dollars plus. For people who don't have much money to begin with, this really sucks. Many, including myself, are trying to quit. I'm not handling it too well, so far.
I wanted you to know, those who voted to make this pass
you've made me cry, you all are so gay...hey!!
I'd like your photographs, 'cause I know they'd serve me well
as toilet paper, I am feeling insane
'Cause I like smokin', but I'll be broken
'cause cigs are higher than they were yesterday
It's gone away, there's no smoking here anymore
The worst is yet to come. So, you can breathe again?
Well, who freakin' cares you all are still so gay....hey!!
I have no cigs to burn, I need someone to bite
this sucks so much, I am feeling insane
'Cause I've quit smokin', but I feel broken
How the hell will I be strong enough?
Yea, I like smokin', but now, I'm lonesome
'cause they are too high, my friends have gone away
Oh, I've quit smokin', but I feel broken
Could you please, just give me one puff?
'Cause I like smokin', but I'll be broken
'cause cigs are higher than they were yesterday
Yea, I like smokin', but now, I'm lonesome
'cause cigs are so high, my joy is gone
It's gone away, there's no smoking here anymore
you've made me cry, you all are so gay...hey!!
I'd like your photographs, 'cause I know they'd serve me well
as toilet paper, I am feeling insane
'Cause I like smokin', but I'll be broken
'cause cigs are higher than they were yesterday
It's gone away, there's no smoking here anymore
The worst is yet to come. So, you can breathe again?
Well, who freakin' cares you all are still so gay....hey!!
I have no cigs to burn, I need someone to bite
this sucks so much, I am feeling insane
'Cause I've quit smokin', but I feel broken
How the hell will I be strong enough?
Yea, I like smokin', but now, I'm lonesome
'cause they are too high, my friends have gone away
Oh, I've quit smokin', but I feel broken
Could you please, just give me one puff?
'Cause I like smokin', but I'll be broken
'cause cigs are higher than they were yesterday
Yea, I like smokin', but now, I'm lonesome
'cause cigs are so high, my joy is gone
It's gone away, there's no smoking here anymore
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STOP YOUR BITCHEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!if they cost too much then don't buy them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! every cigarette takes one pont away from your parody!!!!!!!!!
uhhhhhh...... NO!!!! it sucks
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