[Chorus: sung by the CSI staff]
She’s way too beautiful, Gil
That's why it'll never work
She'll have you suicidal…suicidal
if her life is over
You’ve got some critical work
But all you wanna do is flirt
With that girl Sara Sidle…Sara Sidle
But she may be over…

[Verse 1:Catherine Willows]
See it started at the park
Bodies chillin’ in the dark dark
That’s when she took your heart
With a nice romantic start
Cause you both thought
That love lasts forever (lasts forever)

I say you're too dumb
To stick with only one
But you didn't care
You made it very clear
When you went and met
With the freaky freaky Lady Heather (Lady Heather)

[Refrain:]
She was very discreet
Kept it all nice and neat
But you let your game slip
When you saw her with that whip
Oh Lord...
Your life just drives me crazy

[Chorus: sung by the CSI staff]
She’s way too beautiful, Gil
That's why it'll never work
She'll have you suicidal…suicidal
if her life is over
You’ve got some critical work
But all you wanna do is flirt
With that girl Sara Sidle…Sara Sidle
But she may be over…

[Verse 2:Nick Stokes]
It was in the month of May
When your case was underway
Oh, Sara went away
There was nothing you could say
And you never thought
That you were gonna see each other (see each other)

And then you found out
When the minis were about
Oh, there goes your girl
Who you thought was my world
There’s a Mustang GT
That your girl is underneath (underneath)

[Refrain]
She is real hard to find
You're all out of time
But the girl just unbinds
Her ‘mi-ni-ature’ mind
Oh Lord...
This case will drive you crazy

[Chorus: sung by the CSI staff]
She’s way too beautiful, Gil
That's why it'll never work
She'll have you suicidal…suicidal
if her life is over
You’ve got some critical work
But all you wanna do is flirt
With that girl Sara Sidle…Sara Sidle
But she may be over…

[Verse 3:Warrick Brown]
Now you're workin'
And now you're fightin'
’Please tell me where
My girl was sighted’
And I don't know
How to make it better (make it better)
She’s makin fools of us
You're wantin’ to cuss
Oh “there’s something wrong
with the woman’s sawdust”
She’s losin' my mind
And it’ll be gone forever (gone forever)

[Jim Brass]
She’s way too beautiful, Gil
That's why it'll never work
But you want Sara Sidle...Sara Sidle...Sara Sidle...