(Matthias)
These clothes are tragic
Large spikes each jacket holds
Too many chains it’s hard to walk
Those Goth kids spend their dimes…
On “Hello Kitty” cloaks

In this entrapment
The desk clerk looks like he plays "The Crow"
I need an aspirin… I plea!!!

(Desk Clerk)
You’re going spend money

(Hot Topic Customers)
Right here in Hot Topic
It calls the hunnies
They all want to ride you
If you look like you’re decayed

Just like us Emos
If you’re preppy dude
You’ll get no T & A

(Matthias)
I’m going to spend money

(Customers)
Right here in Hot Topic

(Matthias)
And I’ll get a hottie

(Customers)
Make your parents say
“O, I can’t believe you!
You look like a zombie!”
(You’re such a moron)
Wear a large trench coat
A black hoodie too
You'll sweat, but you'll look great

(Desk Clerk’s Transvestite Partner)
You Dope

(Desk Clerk)
Shhhhh…