If the pizza’s burn in the oven
and the egg and the cress have gone walking!
and the danish pastries are sweedish
and the pork pies haven’t got pork in

and the baked beans are starting to cry
and the soups like a witch’s potion
now theres crusts in the toaster oh why
that will bugger up the pop up motion

'cause if you're not eating here
then a tray don't even matter
now the pastie’s fill me with fear
and my baguette has a pube on the wrapper
'cause if you're not eating here
then i don't want to be either
i wanna get same as you
sausage roll
sausage roll
sausage roll


i looked to see teeth marks in my pie
and know that ill be taking it back
and all around these dryed up meat chunks
i see nothing but black

i feel there jacket has no potato
i don't think id ever heal
if eating here leads to constipation
then I bagsy a happy meal

'cause if you're not eating here
then a tray don't even matter
now the pastie’s fill me with fear
and my baguette has a pube on the wrapper
'cause if you're not eating here
then i don't want to be either
i wanna get same as you
sausage roll
sausage roll
sausage roll