Wobble left and right, standin' straight's a sight
That with me you'll never see
Fallin' in manholes, I could blame my thongs
Truth is the problem's with me
Ev'ry time I stand, I always tend to rock
Back and forth like a pole that's loose
Don't let me carry shit because I will drop it
My clumsy ass lacks any use
You should know that I'm so damn unstable
Can't walk in a straight line
All my photos are crappy, can't hold still, can't lie-ie
Even though I'm tryin'

I'm sick of my body bein' sore
Cause I walk into walls all the ti-ime
Stuck with usin' the online stores
In the real ones, make such a mess inside
Even fail at automatic doors
Drift so much they catch me when they slide
I don't wanna be-e...a stumbler

A slight change in the air, soon I will have a pair
Of bruises on my poor old face
A cut upon my cheek because I tried to eat
With metal cutlery-y, a-ashamed
Equilibrium's off, genetics were a jerk
And practice hasn't changed things, he-e-ell
Exercise? A jo-oke, I tried it once and lo:
Had to be saved from a we-e-e-ell
People know that I'm so damn unstable
From the short clips online
My clumsiness on Youtube and also on Vi-ine
Don't like that, no lyin'

Sick of bein' sprawled out on the floor
Or embedded in the walls someti-imes
Though nothin's resu-ulted in gore
It doesn't mean what I say is a whi-i-i-ine
You could say that my balance is poor
Biggest understatement of all ti-i-ime
Damn, why must I be-e...a stumbler

One clu-ump of flu-uff
Is all it takes to send me-e i-into the flo-ower bed
Really painful trip
Sick of all this bullshit, such a-a bo-o-o-o-o-ore
Ooh-whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
I-I-I-I-I'm so-o so-o-o-ore

Even in a wheelchair, I fall mo-o-o-ore
And soon I've got my seventh black eye-eye
Might think "can't get worse" but I implo-o-o-ore
That kinda thing's temptin' fate, no lie-ie
This clumsiness keeps ru-unnin' through my co-o-o-ore
Doubt that it'll ever leave my li-i-i-i-i-ife
I don't wanna be-e-e-e...a stumble-e-e-e-e-e-er
A stumbler, no-o-o, no, no-o-o
Yeah-eah-eah, yeah-eah-eah-eah