[Jay-Z]
Ahuh Ahuh (Yea computer)
Ahuh Ahuh (Good PC gone bad)
Ahuh Ahuh (Take three... crash)
Ahuh Ahuh

No icons on my screen
Let it crash, I watch as my PC cranks
Crashing down with the worm
When the blue screen comes it's gone, we scream
We cry and scream at the computer
Macs are better, You know PC
In anticipation, for the blue screen, scratch my head
Jay, Repair Man is back with more bad news
Computer where you at?

[Rihanna]
You have my PC
And we'll never love windows XP
May be in magazines
But in real life you suck
Baby cause the virus is here
You can't see shiny icons
And that's when you need me there
With you I'll always share computer problems
Because

[Chorus]
When the reboot starts, we'll cry together
Told you I'll this worm is forever
Said It'll always be a friend
Took an oath to get it outta my computer
Now that it's crashing more than ever
Know that we'll still have the spare computer
You can see the debug error
You can see the debug error
(error error error error)
See the debug error
(error error error error)
See the debug error
(error error error error)
See the debug error
(error error error error)

Those fancy PC's, will never get this virus
It's part of my XP, here for Infinity
When the worm has took it's part
When the worm has dealt it's cards
If the hand is hard, together we'll mend your computer
Because

[Chorus]
When the reboot starts, we'll cry together
Told you I'll this worm is forever
Said It'll always be a friend
Took an oath to get it outta my PC
Now that it's crashing more than ever
Know that we'll still have the spare computers
You can see the debug error
You can see the debug error
(error error error error)
See the debug error
(error error error error)
See the debug error
(error error error error)
See the debug error
(error error error error)

You can run no programs
It's OK don't be alarmed
Come here to conficker
There's no cure for this worm yet
So go on and let the blue screen shine
I'll be all you need and more
Because

[Chorus]
When the reboot starts, we'll cry together
Told you I'll this worm is forever
Said It'll always be a friend
Took an oath to get it outta my PC
Now that it's crashing more than ever
Know that we'll still have the spare computers
You can see the debug error
You can see the debug error
(error error error error)
See the debug error
(error error error error)
See the debug error
(error error error error)
See the debug error
(error error error error)

It's crashing
Ooh baby it's crashing
Bye bye windows XP
Bye bye windows XP
It's crashing
Oh baby it's crashing