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Song Parodies -> "Disturbia"
Original Song Title:
"Disturbia"
Original Performer:
Rihanna
Parody Song Title:
"Disturbia"
Parody Written by:
The Offenders
The Lyrics
Chris Brown can dance AND swing, I mean sing!
What’s wrong with him?
Why does he treat me like this?
He’s kinda crazy now
Kicked my ass in the rig
He said the fight I started
Didn’t like what I said
Now he won’t speak about it
Bashed the door with my head
Don’t want to think about it
Da nigga’s going insane
Yeah
He’ll pretend it’s alright
To try and grab you
He will sweet talk and cry
Oh just to fool you
There’s no peace in his mind
Till he controls you
Gets too close for comfort
You’ll start to think twice
I guess you’re starting to wonder
Oh yes he’ll play nice
His charms will cover his thunder
Better think twice
You’ll like a lamb on his altar
He’ll fool you with all of his lies
His mind is in Disturbia
You know the guy just isn’t right
Disturbia
He’ll be scaring you alright
Disturbia
Abused most every night
Disturbia
Disturbia
Bum bum de-dum bum bum be-dum bum
Bum bum de-dum bum bum be-dum bum
Bum bum de-dum bum bum be-dum bum
Bum bum de-dum bum bum be-dum bum
Ain’t no bruises from a fall
5-0 is talking to me
Told my lawyer make the call
To him it ain’t a thing
I gotta get out
Throw all of his shit out
Gets too close for comfort
He’ll pretend it’s alright
To try and grab you
He will sweet talk and cry
Oh just to fool you
There’s no peace in his mind
Till he controls you
That bad boy’s a monster
You’ll start to think twice
I guess you’re starting to wonder
Oh yes he’ll play nice
His charms will cover his thunder
Better think twice
You’ll like a lamb on his altar
He’ll lure you with all of his lies
Disturbia
You know the guy just isn’t right
Disturbia
He’ll be scaring you alright
Disturbia
Abused most every night
Disturbia
Disturbia
Bum bum de-dum bum bum be-dum bum
Bum bum de-dum bum bum be-dum bum
Bum bum de-dum bum bum be-dum bum
Bum bum de-dum bum bum be-dum bum
Release me from this car I’m in
He is so insane and I’m struggling
Let me go, go, go
His punches throwing oh, oh, oh
You didn’t think twice
You caught a beating and wonder
Oh what a steep price
You never took from another
Used to play nice
But like a lamb on an altar
You’re wondering if you will die
Disturbia
You know the guy just isn’t right
Disturbia
He’ll be scaring you alright
Disturbia
Abused most every night
Disturbia
Disturbia
Bum bum de-dum bum bum be-dum bum
Bum bum de-dum bum bum be-dum bum
Bum bum de-dum bum bum be-dum bum
Bum bum de-dum bum bum be-dum bum
Why does he treat me like this?
He’s kinda crazy now
Kicked my ass in the rig
He said the fight I started
Didn’t like what I said
Now he won’t speak about it
Bashed the door with my head
Don’t want to think about it
Da nigga’s going insane
Yeah
He’ll pretend it’s alright
To try and grab you
He will sweet talk and cry
Oh just to fool you
There’s no peace in his mind
Till he controls you
Gets too close for comfort
You’ll start to think twice
I guess you’re starting to wonder
Oh yes he’ll play nice
His charms will cover his thunder
Better think twice
You’ll like a lamb on his altar
He’ll fool you with all of his lies
His mind is in Disturbia
You know the guy just isn’t right
Disturbia
He’ll be scaring you alright
Disturbia
Abused most every night
Disturbia
Disturbia
Bum bum de-dum bum bum be-dum bum
Bum bum de-dum bum bum be-dum bum
Bum bum de-dum bum bum be-dum bum
Bum bum de-dum bum bum be-dum bum
Ain’t no bruises from a fall
5-0 is talking to me
Told my lawyer make the call
To him it ain’t a thing
I gotta get out
Throw all of his shit out
Gets too close for comfort
He’ll pretend it’s alright
To try and grab you
He will sweet talk and cry
Oh just to fool you
There’s no peace in his mind
Till he controls you
That bad boy’s a monster
You’ll start to think twice
I guess you’re starting to wonder
Oh yes he’ll play nice
His charms will cover his thunder
Better think twice
You’ll like a lamb on his altar
He’ll lure you with all of his lies
Disturbia
You know the guy just isn’t right
Disturbia
He’ll be scaring you alright
Disturbia
Abused most every night
Disturbia
Disturbia
Bum bum de-dum bum bum be-dum bum
Bum bum de-dum bum bum be-dum bum
Bum bum de-dum bum bum be-dum bum
Bum bum de-dum bum bum be-dum bum
Release me from this car I’m in
He is so insane and I’m struggling
Let me go, go, go
His punches throwing oh, oh, oh
You didn’t think twice
You caught a beating and wonder
Oh what a steep price
You never took from another
Used to play nice
But like a lamb on an altar
You’re wondering if you will die
Disturbia
You know the guy just isn’t right
Disturbia
He’ll be scaring you alright
Disturbia
Abused most every night
Disturbia
Disturbia
Bum bum de-dum bum bum be-dum bum
Bum bum de-dum bum bum be-dum bum
Bum bum de-dum bum bum be-dum bum
Bum bum de-dum bum bum be-dum bum
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This one is one of my favorite Rihanna songs, and shows diversity in your selection combined with the 1982 hit Thriller, and good idea--one of those obvious ones that most people just don't think of.
I can imagine Rihanna singing this ditty about Chris Brown. Yep, he's very abusive to Rihanna when they were going out! That makes a perfect relation to his situation! Hit you with 5's!
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