Standing in line to go to the bathroom
And there's a long line
Gotta pee
By the way I tried to hold it in... for a while
Some guy named Dan
Is singing songs to us
To pass the time... Oh my gosh

Steak knife
Tea cup
Salad fork
Roast beef

I need food
There's a nice cafe on East Street
Get there quick
Before the dinner time rush
Get roast beef
Its only $13.03
Order of fries
But not the kind that's twisty

Dog house
Flea bath
Rib cage
Pelvis

Waiting to dine, to get our order up
And it's been 3 hours
Hurry up
By the way I came here 'cause I'm hungry... for roast beef

Black Jack
Go Fish
Card Shop
Hallmark

Buy some grub
I'll need my food for this week
I can't cook
My 50 TV dinners
Buy that pear
I know I could have stole it
But girls do like
A guy who doesn't shoplift

Price check
One line
Cash back
Wall-Mart

Standing in line to buy my groceries
And there's a price check
On wheat germ
By the way they couldn't get more cashiers... to employ
Some guy named Dan
Is singing songs to us
To pass the time.... help our souls
By the way I tried to make him stop... with no success


Chant: Ooh I cant hold it much longer! (repeat a bunch of times)

Standing in line to go to the bathroom
And there's a long line
Gotta pee
By the way I tried to hold it in... for a while
Some guy named Dan
Is singing songs to us
To pass the time.... help our souls
By the way I tried to make him stop... with no success

Standing in line to go to the bathroom
And there's a long line
Gotta pee
By the way I tried to hold it in... but I wet myself