Pant busters!
If there's something strange in the neighborhood
Who you gonna call?
Pant busters!
If it's made of jean and it don't look good
Who you gonna call?
Pant busters!
I ain't afraid of no pants!
I ain't afraid of no pants!
If you're seeing things running down the street
Who can you call?
Pant busters!
It's a pair of pants that got no feet
Oh, who can you call?
Pant busters!
I ain't afraid of no pants!
I ain't afraid of no pants!
Who can you call?
Pant busters!
If you're all alone, pick up the phone
And call
Pant busters!
I ain't afraid of no pants!
They're made by my aunts!
I ain't afraid of no pants!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Who you gonna call?
Pant busters!
If you've been attacked by a pair of pants
You better call
Pant busters!

Let me tell you something
Busting makes me feel good!
I ain't afraid of no pants!
I ain't afraid of no pants!
Don't get caught alone, oh, no
When they come down the street
Unless you want to be beat
I think you better call
Pant busters!
Ow!
Who you gonna call?
Pant busters!
Who you gonna call?
Pant busters!
I can't hear you!
Who you gonna call?
Pant busters!
I think you better call
Pant busters!
Who you gonna call?
Pant busters!
Who you gonna call?
Pant busters!