You've got Tinky Winky
Whilst I've got Po
Came out of Taiwan, locked in a safe
Still don't believe why they're Japanese
Promises is promise, can't give a shit
Stuck in the leeve, remember who I am
Know not to know, too I feel

Whatever you do
Eh, oh, eh oh
Again, again
Whatever you do
Eh, oh eh oh
Again, again
Whatever you do
Eh, oh, eh oh
Again, again

We're say eh oh
Not fuck off
Getting to know me, where am I
Leap of faith do we thou
Bring the saltiest Geordies alive
Stick in the foo, put I'm the fight on
Getting all my life
We're got a sickman from Indonesia
Watching it now

Whatever you do
Eh oh, eh oh
Again, again
Whatever you do
Eh oh, eh oh
Again, again
Whatever you do
Eh oh, eh oh
Again, again
Whatever you do
Eh oh, eh oh
Again, again

But before you're fine
And before you've gone not to watch it
Do you remember Basil Brush
By taking his show to the loo

(Guitar solo):

(Chorus):

Whatever you do, ooh
Eh oh, eh oh
Whatever you, ooh ooh
Eh oh, eh oh
Whatever you do, ooh ooh
Eh oh, eh oh
Whatever you do, ooh ooh
Whatever you do, ooh, ooh
Don't fucking tell