Hey, can I please talk to my Shamu Babies real quick homie?
Let me bring you to the dinner table
And let you know what I call a Shamu Baby

[Chorus:]
She was racin to her plate
Back from a bathroom break
Tryna get back to her lunch
Best believe that she is hungry
Fatter than Ralphie Maye
Ask around, they know her
They know that’s my, Shamu Baby x2

[Verse 1:]
If I were to marry a whale, it would be you
Sea World, would think that I stole you
Go to Mickey D’s, and you order 90 number 2’s
Say your number on my phone under Huge Bitch
Love yo flaps; it’s like 90 extra fuckin holes
Love ya brown body, that’s why I call you tootsie rolls
More Cushion for the Pushin, everybody knows
Fraid to do you hard, cause I think you might explode
My favorite position is when I am on top babe
Cause if you were on top, I’d probably suffocate
I’m speaking to the Zoo, thank them for raisin you
My Shamu Baby, eats a lot of food

[Chorus:]
She was racin to her plate
Back from a bathroom break
Tryna get back to her lunch
Best believe that she is hungry
Fatter than Kirstie Alley
Ask around, they know her
They know that’s my, Shamu Baby x2

[Verse 2:]
Yeah yeah yeah, slow down
Nobody’s gonna take yo dinner, slow down
You’re gonna choke, and I can’t save you
Cause I can’t fit my arms around you
We always go to Carrabas, we get lasagna
She eats it all, and she’s still hungry
Girl, I do everything I can, to answer all your demands
But I can’t afford 90 smoked hams

[Chorus:]
She was racin to her plate
Back from a bathroom break
Tryna get back to her lunch
Best believe that she is hungry
Fatter than Nicole Richie
Ask around, they know her
They know that’s my, Shamu Baby x2

[Verse 3:]
I just gave her a nickname, it’s Draino
Cause when she takes a shit, the toilets overflow
When she weighs herself, E is what the scales show
Even the scales that they use to weigh them Hippos
When we have sex I bet she thinks about food
And wishes I would use Ketchup, instead of lube
She full of surprises, I don’t know what she’ll do next
But when we went out to eat, she pulled a chicken out her breast
And when she dances at concerts, the band skips
Love to see her in heels, but the heels always snap
When we went to Japan, they called her Godzilla
My Shamu Baby, eats Babies for dinner

[Chorus:]
She was racin to her plate
Back from a bathroom break
Tryna get back to her lunch
Best believe that she is hungry
Fatter than Don Vito
Ask around, they know her
They know that’s my, Shamu Baby x2