Haha, it's Agrimorfee writin' up this here remix
You know that hit single by Pitbull?
Well this parody is gon' be called "Dolly Mucho"
Dolly is fat-uh, but she is a babe-uh
So let me celebrate it

Dolly!
One, two three, four
Uno-do'-tres-cuatro
My girl is heavy (heavy!)
She is a large one (large one!)
My girl is heavy
She is a large one (large one!)
My girl is heavy (heavy!)
She is a large one (large one!)
My girl is heavy
She is a large one (large one)
Hahaha

One, two, three, four
Dolly no est Bluto

Tuba! (si)
Parece una tuba (oh no!)
Tuba (si)
Parece una tuba (oh no!)
Si, hay tanto de su amor
Elle tiene la tresero grande
Al isual un traincar! (oh no!)
One, two, three, four
Dolly no est puto!

Built like a truck, from bottom to top, eh
It aint no shock, I like her huge knockers
Just one bra could be tents for campers
Sick I'm not, I think she's hot
Don't ask why, makes my eyes pop
Won't fit in my car, she chewin' down on HO-HOs!
She could star in the movie Moby Dick, ah I adore her

My girl is heavy (heavy!)
She is a large one (large one!)
My girl is heavy
She is a large one (large one!)
My girl is heavy (heavy!)
She is a large one (large one!)
My girl is heavy
She is a large one (large one)
Dolly eat mas nachos!

Tuba! (si)
Parece una tuba (oh no!)
Tuba (si)
Parece una tuba (oh no!)

Big like her dad, not like her mama
I'm the boy who likes her larger
I love to hug--like candy,
Dolly's sweeter than sugar
One, two, three, four
Ella tienes mas gusto!

Dolly got a butt goes from county to next county
When she was young, never fit a crib
305 is what she weighs
What a woman, don't say s***, don't call names!
She's on my brain, when she walk you hear a loud bang and another bang, that's her thang
My girl she sweatin' a ton, sweatin' it
But she's strong (Dolly!)

My girl is heavy (heavy!)
She is a large one (large one!)
My girl is heavy
She is a large one (large one!)
My girl is heavy (heavy!)
She is a large one (large one!)
My girl is heavy
She is a large one (large one)
One, two, three, four
Dolly shop at Costco!

Goomba? (no!)
Ella no es un goomba (no no!)
Goomba? (no!)
Elle no es un goomba (no no!)

I say this girl, she take no crap-uh
I'm her boy, our love will go far
This girl get me so randy
Dolly shoots like a luger (ho-ho!)
One, two, three, four
Dolly no es Monstro!

Dolly please don't sweat it, if you can't move we'll still play
I can't find your ribs, mounds of flesh smooth as clay
You're like a king-size mattress where I lay
Dolly when you're bare, yes I dare bounce all day!

My girl is heavy (heavy!)
She is a large one (large one!)
My girl is heavy
She is a large one (large one!)
My girl is heavy (heavy!)
She is a large one (large one!)
My girl is heavy
She is a large one (large one)
One, two, three, four
Dolly est muy jumbo!

Tuba (si!)
Parece una tuba (oh oh!)
Tuba (si!)
Parece una tuba (oh oh!)

Dolly so rad, she is the top-a
She's so coy when I try to hug her
Amongst her folds so grande
I get lost inside her (uh-oh!)
One, two, three, four
Dolly est muy mucho!