Haha
I've had it up to here with all these friggin' spirits
You know that weird house up on that "Haunted Hill"?
Well, my house has way more, go away, ghosts!
Hahahaha
You hear me, Casper? You hear me, you bastard?
Afterlife's where you're goin'
Pally

One, two, three, four
Can you, hear, me, damn ghosts?
I know you haunt me (haunt me)
And I don't want ya (want ya)
I know you haunt me-e
Don't make me bust ya (bust ya)
I know you haunt me (haunt me)
And I don't want ya (want ya)
I know you haunt me-e
Don't make me bust ya (bust ya)
(Hahaha)

One, two, three, four
Will you, piss, off, damn ghosts?
No siree!
I don't want you here no more, rack off!
No siree!
I'm gon' exorcise you all, piss off!
Don't care 'bout unfinished business
Want to settle some old score
You're haunting my television
Want to play my 64 (feck off!)

One, two, three, four
Will you, rack, off, damn ghosts? (Woooooooo-wooo!)
Wrote "DIE" in blood, unoriginal bugger
You try to shock, I'm no easy shocker
Creepy howls, meet my ear-blockers
I'm not shocked, I'm just pissed off
Made my sandwich float, that flopped
Sick of yellin' "Stop it!", hit my limit (full up)
Now I'mma get to bustin', could call me Egon, ha
Come at me

I know you haunt me (haunt me)
And I don't want ya (want ya)
I know you haunt me-e
I'm gonna bust ya (bust ya)
I know you haunt me (haunt me)
And I don't want ya (want ya)
I know you haunt me-e
I wanna bust ya (bust ya)

One, two, three, four
Will you, rack, off, damn ghosts?
No siree!
You'll be haunting me no more, rack off!
No siree!
Ev'ryone of you phantoms, piss off!
Cause I'm not some weak-willed pansy
Scared of ev'ry little noise
Not gon' move out in a jiffy
Cause you moved around my toys (feck off!)

One, two, three, four
Will you, rack, off, damn ghosts? (Woooooooo-wooo!)
Couple thousand ghosts wanna haunt me, try to taunt me
Doin' it wrong, they're just floatin' shit
Ev'ry time, gets on my tits
Looks more cheesy than an 80's flick
Rattle chains? That's super lame
You're not Jacob Marley, think maybe ghosts lack brains
Would explain
Why you stupid spirit things haven't won
So just piss off (pally)

I know you haunt me (haunt me)
And I don't want ya (want ya)
I know you haunt me-e
Just wanna bust ya (bust ya)
I know you haunt me (haunt me)
And I don't want ya (want ya)
I know you haunt me-e
I'd love to bust ya (bust ya)

One, two, three, four
Will you, rack, off, damn ghosts?
No siree!
Presence will be felt no more, rack off!
No siree!
All your moanin' will end now, piss off!
You're on the P.K.E. meter
It's been makin' blips all day
I'd prefer this to be peaceful
But you've thrown that plan away (feck off!)

One, two, three, four
Will you, rack, off, damn ghosts?
I have never freaked out at the noises you have made
Heard worse from my fridge, so could you please go away
You've all failed at being phantoms, you're too lame
No successful scares, no good scares, leave today

I know you haunt me (haunt me)
And I don't want ya (want ya)
I know you haunt me-e
I've gotta bust ya (bust ya)
I know you haunt me (haunt me)
And I don't want ya (want ya)
I know you haunt me-e
I need to bust ya (bust ya)

One, two, three, four
Will you, rack, off, damn ghosts?
No siree!
You'll be hauntin' me no more, rack off!
No siree!
Your boos are just annoying, piss off!
Sick of finding ectoplasm
'Round the house, makes such a mess
Result of a ghost's orgasm?
Now that thought's stuck in my head (feck off!)

One, two, three, four
Will you, rack, off, damn ghosts?