Song Parodies -> "William Hague's Song"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Let Me Get Me"

Original Performer:

"William Hague's Song"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

I never win first place
I'm just too uncool
I can't take elections
The ballot box is never full
The Tories rated me
Labour hated me
Just as well I lost the fight
Cause I can't do nothing right

Every day's a fight with Labour
Now I just wish I was Lib Dem

Blair's a hazard to us all,
Don't let me get him,
He wants to join the Euro now
And we Tories know it is
So irritating,
He's our worst enemy
I wanna live at Number Ten

The Tories told me
They'd make me the PM
Though I was common
And didn't support them
I'm sick of being compared
To damn Tony Blair
He thinks it's easy
That just ain't me

Thatcher, Thatcher, I need some good advice right now,
Cause I wanna live at Number Ten,

Blair's a hazard to us all,
Don't let me get him,
He wants to join the Euro now
And we Tories know it is
So irritating,
He's our worst enemy
I wanna live at Number Ten
Don't let me get him,
He wants to join the Euro now
And we Tories know it is
So irritating,
He's our worst enemy
I wanna live at Number Ten

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