Duh, duh duh, duh duh
Duh duh duh duh duh, duh
Duh duh duh duh-uh
Duh duh
Duh duh duh duh

Shut up, Dirk
Nothing that say is very witty
I ask you look it up, it's very easy (peasy)
Just pointing out the obvious ain't witty (witty)
Trust me
Yes, I know that Superman's underwear
Is on the outside there, I know (I know)
Just stating what is plain to see's a no-no (no-no)
Ask you the time, don't point at the clock
Say it's half-past two
I know it's there, dude
Ev'rything you say aggravates me
You say I look stressed
(No duh!)

Lordy, lordy, lordy
Can't you stop it, it is annoying
It's a bad tic
Do you even try to say something that I cannot
See with my own eyes, you clod
There is no need to be all Captain Obvious, dude
Stop, dude (x15)

Listen, man (man)
When I've just burned myself don't say "that's hot, look out" (look out)
I can see that, I've got third-degree burns, don't point it out
It makes you look like a moronic dumbass, such an utter clown
I am not bloody blind
I know there's a sun that's up in the sky
There's no need to point and say it's bright
Still not blind (not blind)
Yes, I'm kinda pissed, it may not seem nice (not so nice)
To rebuke your best advice
Although that's not sayin'
Much, despite your best intentions
It's all plain to see
(Not blind!)

Lordy, lordy, lordy
Cease and desist, it's an annoying
Useless habit
Cut the bullshit, I don't need someone to point it out
When the sky is full of clouds
There's still no need to be all Captain Obvious, dude
Stop, dude (x15)

If you knew witty banter
I'd tolerate you, sure
But all you do is blabber
'Bout shit that I can see
(Yes, I know!)

Lordy, lordy, lordy
Kindly quit it, it's so annoying
I can't take it
But you don't stop trying to come up with real good lines
"Did you know that you have eyes"
There's no damn need to be all Captain Obvious
(Dude)

Lordy, lordy, lordy
Won't you stop it, so damn annoying
This is not wit
And it's not advice, I don't need someone to point out
When the sun is coming out
There is no need to be all Captain Obvious, dude
(Stop, dude (x15))

Stop, dude
It's depressing, dude (real sad dude)
Don't be Captain Obvious, please dude, stop dude, now dude
Please just stop it
It's really pointless