"Could you fix my plumbin'?
The drain's a complete bust
So when could you come in?
Next Thursday just after lunch"

That was two months ago, it's true
I'd say they suck
But I'm more concerned with my shower
It leaks all night
Whole floor is wet, no-one's come yet
To tighten up that loose screw
Or whatever's wrong there, don't know, dude
Drain knowledge, I've not accru-ued

When's the plumber comin'?
The toilet's all blocked up
My nostrils I'm pluggin'
Just like the Grinch, stink, stank, stunk

It shouldn't take four damn months
To send one dude
Another pipe burst today
In my face, ew
Called you back each day and yet
You just say "Do not fre-et"

Have you seen my plumbin'?
The taps are spewin' gunk
"We'll be there soon" Bollocks
Admit it: you plain screwed up
Drainage faults keep comin'
My livin' room's a lake
And there's this hummin'
From all the pipes that shake

The door bell starts ringin'
A light bulb is dingin'
'Bove my head, can't be true
Six months, I have been waitin' since that first clogged drain
Open the door, is that you-ou?

Finally, you're present (here at last, geez)
The damn plumber's shown up (sure took your time, you putz)
I may seem unpleasant (your face is unpleasant)
Kind of an impatient grump
Could you get to plumbin'? (get to work, please)
No time to estimate (floor's in quite the state)
What the bill's runnin' (far from the problem)
Makin' me quite irate

At last, you start plumbin'
Wait, first pull your pants up
I can see your buttocks (makes me want to vomit)
It's cliche, but still, don't want
Wait, did you stop plumbin'? (be kiddin' me)
On parts, you'll have to wait (think I'm past irate)