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Song Parodies -> "Houshi-sama Rap"
Original Song Title:
"Peter Griffin Rap"
Original Performer:
Peter Griffin
Parody Song Title:
"Houshi-sama Rap"
Parody Written by:
InuOtome
The Lyrics
Came to my mind one day and I just had to write it! *Huggles Miroku*
Village guard: Hey that's against the law! You're commin' with me!
Miroku: eh eh eh... Can't touch me, Can't touch me,
JJJJJust like the bad guy, we fought this afternoon
I've got a retarded mind, so Disney cannot sue
I can draw porno, even dance 'round in the street
I can riot, loot, not give a hoot
And go touch Sango's teet
CAN'T TOUCH ME! CAN'T TOUCH ME!
InuYasha: What in the hell is he doing?
Miroku: CAN'T TOUCH ME!
Kagome: In my time that's called 'The Worm'
Miroku: Stop! Houshi time! I'm a big shot, there's no doubt,
Kill a demon, then take it out,
Don't like it, kiss my rump,
Just for a minute let's all do the bump,
CAN'T TOUCH ME! Yea, do the Houshi-sama bump.
CAN'T TOUCH ME!
I'm an honorable houshi, taijiya think I'm hot
Don't care if you're an evil force, I'll still kick you in your parts.
I've been around the world, from Shanghai to Hubei,
Its Houshi, go Houshi, I'm sir Houshi, yo Houshi,
Let's see Shippo rap this way, CAN'T TOUCH ME!
(turns to Sango) Except for you, you can touch me.
Miroku: eh eh eh... Can't touch me, Can't touch me,
JJJJJust like the bad guy, we fought this afternoon
I've got a retarded mind, so Disney cannot sue
I can draw porno, even dance 'round in the street
I can riot, loot, not give a hoot
And go touch Sango's teet
CAN'T TOUCH ME! CAN'T TOUCH ME!
InuYasha: What in the hell is he doing?
Miroku: CAN'T TOUCH ME!
Kagome: In my time that's called 'The Worm'
Miroku: Stop! Houshi time! I'm a big shot, there's no doubt,
Kill a demon, then take it out,
Don't like it, kiss my rump,
Just for a minute let's all do the bump,
CAN'T TOUCH ME! Yea, do the Houshi-sama bump.
CAN'T TOUCH ME!
I'm an honorable houshi, taijiya think I'm hot
Don't care if you're an evil force, I'll still kick you in your parts.
I've been around the world, from Shanghai to Hubei,
Its Houshi, go Houshi, I'm sir Houshi, yo Houshi,
Let's see Shippo rap this way, CAN'T TOUCH ME!
(turns to Sango) Except for you, you can touch me.
Did I change enough words NOW, everyone?
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