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Song Parodies -> "So Far Behind"

Original Song Title:

"Bad Boy For Life"

Original Performer:

P. Diddy

Parody Song Title:

"So Far Behind"

Parody Written by:

Wolveroses

The Lyrics

look me up parody #50! this song is about closing at McDonalds and falling behind in all our work. if you ever closed at a fast food restaurant and fell behind because of orders you would understand this more. i know, we all try to leave work and go home ASAP.
Ay yo, you ready?
Let's do this {*music starts*}
Mmm, yeah..
Yeah.. let's go

It be the night time and we down all foods
People get pissed into their bad moods
Gotta wait, think we care
No games, we ain't laughin here
Nothing but big orders, check the screen
How we got hit, drive-through on the scheme
I'm still here, you're witnessing the best
It's that Thursday time - give me my check (hah!)
Are we closed? Cut the light
I'll just go home and stay up all night
Who else but me? (who else?) And if you don't feel me
that means you don't close with me, trust me
Listen up here, we ain't gonna leave
We just, got hammered fifteen minutes 'til close (uhhh!)
It's official, we're not gonna get home
There's too much work, c'mon lets go

Chorus:
We ain't, go-in nowhere, we ain't, goin nowhere
We ain't going home now, 'cause we're so far behind (x2)

Now I don't have my pre-close done
It's time to leave, it's quarter after one (ah man)
Got stuff done then all of the sudden it happened (Man, what happened?)
I was caught up until the cars pulled up
But you know what? (what?) For some strange reason (uhh)
I fell so far behind, some help is what I be needin'
we think we be going home (c'mon, c'mon) we ain't leavin'
We're tryin' to get our stuff done, stop the teasin'
Can I go? (No) man this is so lame
Car after car Bonnie is to blame (now quit)
Day after day it's all the same (yeah) get the wire
I ain't sayin' no name, but the fries just expired
No pain (nothin') feel no remorse
And if nothing is done right we hear the complaints of course
witness all of the protection (yeah)
Wait, now chill, and let's just hold for a second

Chorus

Yeah, yeah, yo, yeah
Ain't nothin' clean, I can't get to it ('nother hour close)
See this time I give up doing it (yeah)
Forget the plans tonight we ain't going no place (are you sure)
Customers need to leave just for my sake
Still got grill to do, floor to do
Freezers to do, ain't nothing new
That's easy, wait on others, what's the time
Quarter past midnight, are you done yet, you fall behind
Orders to get (yeah), now I quit
Go towards and not backwards I had enough of this (c'mon)
Plans to leave (huh), make sure they knowin it's me (yeah they know)
Get the beat, make a mp3 parody (haha)
Open 'til the lights go off (we close) can't stand it
Like someone planned it (someone) it's just like that (c'mon)
Don't believe, we ain't goin leave that
It seems like we're always here (yeah)
Yeah I'm here for a whole another year!

Chorus - 2X

Over Chorus:
Uh yeah.. we ain't goin nowhere
Uh-huh.. uh-huh.. what?
We ain't goin nowhere.. we gon' stay right here
For ever, and ever, and ever, and ever.. c'mon
We ain't goin nowhere.. we gon' stay right here
We ain't goin nowhere.. we gon' stay right here
Yeah, uh-huh.. uh-huh, uh-huh
'Cause we're so far behind
MaizednBlue@aol.com

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