Cut my cake into pieces
This is my raspberry torte
Not a raspberry...pavlova
Don't give a f**k 'bout an apple turnover

This is my raspberry torte

Cut my cake into pieces
I'll eat my raspberry torte
Not a raspberry pavlova
Don't give a f**k 'bout an apple turnover
Cook with butter? No I always use Clover

Will it be flat, will it rise right?
When I cook my cake tonight chances are it'll be alight
I think raisins taste like s***e
So I won't be using them alright?

'Cos my cake is alight
My cake is on fire
Wish somebody would sell me a pie
My cake is alight, My cake is on fire
Wish somebody would sell me a pie

I thought the icing might be spread to thin
But it was too late
My cake was empty within
Filling - there was no toffee, or chocolate within
No jam, just cake, what should I put in?
I should have started with a pound of butter
Mix it with some cream, then mix it with some sugar
Spreading, will take the cake up to a higher level,
Baking, nothing but sponge and sultanas

'Cos my cake is alight
My cake is on fire
Wish somebody would sell me a pie
My cake is alight My cake is on fire
Wish somebody would sell me a pie

Icing is fine,
Sponge cakes' alright,
It's yummy but it's tiring...it's tiring...it's tiring...it's tiring...it's tiring

I...can't...go...on...eating...this...way

Cut my cake into pieces
This is my raspberry torte
Not a raspberry...pavlova
Don't give a f**k 'bout an apple turnover

Will it be flat, will it rise right?
When I bake my cake tonight chances are it'll be alight
I think raisins taste like s***e
So I won't be using them alright?

'Cos my cake is alight
My cake is on fire
Wish somebody would sell me a pie
My cake is alight, My cake is on fire
Wish somebody would sell me a pie

It tastes like s***e, it tastes like crap

I'm s**tting & I'm puking

I...can't...go...on...eating...this...way

I...can't...go...on...eating...this...way

It tastes like s***e, it tastes like crap