Oh, well imagine, as I'm reading the news from a kids' magazine
And I can't help but to hear, no I can't help but to hear a recital of verse.
"What a beautiful lyric!"
"What a beautiful lyric!" Says a seagull to a painter
And "Yes, but NeonPaul, NeonPaul has spoiled it for ever more"

I cried then, sobbing "Haven't you people ever heard of blaming the god-damned dog?"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a noose or bottle full of antifreeze

I cried then. "Haven't you people ever heard of blaming the god-damned dog?"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a noose or...

Well in fact, well I'll look at it this way, I mean actu'ly they recalled my name
As "This boy, at the most, has wasted his brain"
Oh, well in fact, well I'll look at it this way, I mean actu'ly they recalled my name
As "This boy, at the most, has wasted his brain"
"Wasted his brain"?

I cried then, sobbing "Haven't you people ever heard of blaming the god-damned dog?"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a noose or bottle full of antifreeze

I cried then, "Haven't you people ever heard of blaming the god-damned dog?"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a noose or
Bottle full of antifreeze

Again...

I cried then, sobbing "Haven't you people ever heard of blaming the god-damned dog?"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a noose or bottle full of antifreeze

I cried then, "Haven't you people ever heard of blaming the god-damned dog?"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a noose or
Bottle full of antifreeze

Again...