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Song Parodies -> "Kurt Busch is gay"

Original Song Title:

"Dragostea din Tei"

Original Performer:

O-Zone

Parody Song Title:

"Kurt Busch is gay"

Parody Written by:

neocon9

The Lyrics

This is my first parody so don't be too harsh (This is only to bash Kurt Busch, not Penske Racing or Newman or the Indycar team 0r the the pit crews, just Kurt Busch)
Kurt is gay
Kurt is gay
Kurt is gay
And he knows it (X4)

Kurt Busch
Is gay
He just won't say it

He sucks balls
And has sex with men in bathrooms every day.

Kurt Busch
Kurt Busch
Loses lots of NASCAR races

To losers with
Slower cars than Team Penske

Chorus
Everybody knows that Kurt Busch is gay
Kurt busch is really gay
Kurt Busch Kurt Busch is gay gay gay

It's been a year since he last won a race
Now everybody kicks his ass

Repeat chorus

He is
A drunk
He might
One day
Just kill somebody on the highway

Kurt Busch
Kurt Busch
Got wrecked by Tony Stewart
So he drove
Into his pit
And tried to hit a crewmember

Repeat chorus 2x

Kurt is gay
Kurt is gay
Kurt is gay
And he knows it (X4)

Repeat Chorus (X2)
GO KAHNE KENSETH BIFFLE EARNHARDT JR SADLER RIGGS ELLIOTT AND TRUEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Andrea Huckstep - June 21, 2007 - Report this comment
You fail, please try again
spongebob - June 21, 2007 - Report this comment
LOL Kurt Busch sux GO TONY STEWART #20
Kristof Robertson - June 21, 2007 - Report this comment
So you don't want too harsh comments, neocon? OK, I'll go easy on you then. This is infantile, mildly homophobic, mean-spirited, and not very well written...oh, and have a nice day!
neocon9 - June 21, 2007 - Report this comment
i wasnt trying to be homophobic and the song was written just to make fun of kurt busch (my least favorite driver)
juniorfan08 - June 21, 2007 - Report this comment
real funny song neocon i think kurt busch is a immature, little crybaby YOU ROCK
Kristof Robertson - June 22, 2007 - Report this comment
This is how it is, neocon... by saying that Kurt busch (whoever he is) has sex with men...and meaning it as an insult....is actually insulting gay people more than Kurt (whoever he is). It's OK to take potshots at famous people in parody form (heck, I do it all the time), but name-calling is the least clever way of doing it. My advice is: go and read the parodies of people like Spaff.com, Claude Prez, Stuart McArthur, Rick Cormier etc. to see how it's supposed to be done. Peace
neocon9 - June 23, 2007 - Report this comment
kurt busch is a racecar driver (who hasn't won in a really long time) just to clear that up
randomjunk52 - June 26, 2007 - Report this comment
i hate gay people
Doctor Idiocracy - July 03, 2007 - Report this comment
"There's that fag talk again that I been tellin' ya about, man."
kahnefan - July 06, 2007 - Report this comment
THANK YOU FELLOW KURT BUSCH HATER FOR PUTTING THIS UP I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR A SONG ABOUT HIM. GO KASEY KAHNE!!!!

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