We could not believe our eyes
A table of apple pies
And potatoes and some turkey

Now I might just break a chair
Because there's food everywhere
Eat all this food
Hope I don;t get any stares

I'd like to make myself believe
That I'll get full real quickly
It's hard to say if this food will just make me all drowsy
Now could someone pass the green beans?

I;ll eat till I am a slug
Thanksgiving's my anti-drug
I'll finish this if I get the chance

Im so stuffed I might look dead
But not like my uncle Fred
And other relatives that I just dread

We've got some leftover turkey
Mashed potatoes, and green beans
Ate those and some cranberries and stuffing
And now my pants are ripping at the seams
Now I feel obese

If this constipates me just a tad
(Get some ex lax in here)
Cowboys on, someone says romo's a hack
(Blonde chicks been on his dick)
Expired by end of the week
(Cause Ill finish all this here)
My belly's big just take a peek

We also had apple pie
Stop people as they try
To take my food I say WHAT THE HELL?

I'm starting to look like Mars
Bathroom now smells bizarre
This was the best leftovers this far

Not tryin' make myself obese
Like Cartman or a Griffin
It's hard to say if Im gonna stay awake or fall asleep

After that apple pie and ice cream
Vanilla ya see

Go to the bathroom and relieve
Thanksgiving girth, real slowly
Thanksgving food's just so great to eat
Looks like it's gonna stay in my belly

Now I fall asleep

The table was turkey city
Now my stomach churns slowly

It's hard to say if bathroom or if I'm more hungry
Black Friday get a brand new pair of jeans