[Intro: Darius K. Whitehead]
Yeah, this one goes out to all of
the LeapPad masters' masters...
The masters' master, the LeapPad
masters' master.

[Hook: Darius K. Whitehead]
I'm cool, Mr. Sanders,
I am the best.
Never meant to make you oh so mad,
I apologize for feeling bad.
I'm cool, Mr. Sanders,
I am the best.
Never meant to make you oh so mad,
I apologize for feeling bad.

[Verse 1: Marvin Anderson]
My LeapPad master blaster don't want me,
He be doin' things personally like working out in
in the gym, and not trying to find me.
He needs to Leap into the learning system and let it all slide,
It's my ride, I'll fly him to an airplane and take the long glide,
And let him know that Mia is his cousin and not a sister,
Mario, birthdays, toys, Bop It game, I paid her,
I like his games and everything,
But see, I'm not the only one who can't sing,
He wants to tear you down to start Josiah's derailing,
Reed report that thing,
Dang, you never went to see my videos for nothing,
It wasn't perfect,
He had a LeapPad birthday cake for his birthday,
I didn't learn it, return it,
I show him the most respect in his ol' privacy,
All you do is think of sleeping if I'm contacting, you.

[Hook: Darius K. Whitehead]
I'm cool, Mr. Sanders,
I am the best.
Never meant to make you oh so mad,
I apologize for feeling bad.
I'm cool, Mr. Sanders,
I am the best.
Never meant to make you oh so mad,
I apologize for feeling bad.

[Bridge: Darius K. Whitehead]
Me and Mon Dempsey got something goin' on,
You say it's LeapPad time, I say it's random,
Hope that we'll try to be best friends forever,
You can be A Tad Too Much,
but you can't leap in the stormy weather, Mr. Sanders.

[Verse 2: Darius K. Whitehead]
Five times, got a fine, now if I'm speakin' fine,
The biggest roach, toss it in my mouth, they hurt my spine,
Leap and Lil, then the LeapPad bill,
They can't have a day at moss lake without putting,
a coin under the well,
I hope they don't treat you like your master,
The master? Your masters' master? My masters' master?
That master blaster never seems to turn on until you dream on,
And notice that the toys for joy can't ever be leaned on,
Mr. Sanders, your videos are good, I wish I could,
come to your house to look for your LeapPad books,
while you take a look, get PC, have a seat, something to eat,
Got something to do while I'm playing with your LeapPads?
I think so much about it, I can't make you mad,
It happens for a reason, do not make me mad.
So know this, all your things can be cool,
And yes, I will put this song on your school,
and graduation.

[Hook: Darius K. Whitehead]
I'm cool, Mr. Sanders,
I am the best.
Never meant to make you oh so mad,
I apologize for feeling bad.
I'm cool, Mr. Sanders,
I am the best.
Never meant to make you oh so mad,
I apologize for feeling bad.

[Verse 3: Martin McRichardson]
"Look at this stupid toy"
Bro, look at my stupid toy,
You see, you make a grown man cry,
Now he's wanting to be real boy,
Not like Pinocchio, you left to Tokyo, and got the dragon roaring,
And I knew you and Mia Sanders ain't goin' nowhere,
'Cause of my snorin'.
Don't think it's annoying?
Cartridges, ridges, bridges, pigeons,
In another year, they'd be whatever legion,
You keep on turnin' the base up,
At least move on, groove on, just go on and get your freak on,
You'll be a master.

[Hook: Darius K. Whitehead]
I'm cool, Mr. Sanders,
I am the best.
Never meant to make you oh so mad,
I apologize for feeling bad.
I'm cool, Mr. Sanders,
I am the best.
Never meant to make you oh so mad,
I apologize for feeling bad.