Poses (Roses Parody)

(Verse 1)

Danny's mind! See in Danny's mind he thinks that his body's fine.
But he sees what others dont see half the time.
At the times where he's, piggin out, not fittin in his shorts.
Listen to this now
Even though
He over exherts his Soleus just to glide
and tears his Rectus in seek and hide
He still doesn't realize
that oculi,
when they move, shouldn't hurt

(Chorus) 2x

I know you like to think your delts don't stink
but look a little bit closer and realize your delts really look like glutes!
Yeah, your deltoids really look like glutes!

(Verse 2)

Everyone's Mind! They Think he's lucky he's rich
The other day I saw him speeding down through
the lunch room pushing down all the little kids in his way
to get some tots or something like that. Then he tried to
get passed the guy with the beard and crashed, crashed, Crashed!
Pulled his Tibilias
Not Playing!
He over exherts his Soleus just to glide
and tears his Rectus in seek and hide
He still doesn't realize
that oculi,
when they move, shouldn't hurt

(Chorus)2x

I know you like to think your delts don't stink
but look a little bit closer and realize your delts really look like glutes!
Yeah, your deltoids really look like their glutes!

(Verse 3)
Rap: Well he though he was a hottie
but really he was a nottie
If you see him at a party
He'll give his smooth muscles a time of hardy
He'll tell the girls "Call me"
They'll say "your abs looks wrong to me"
"Darling no need for applausing"
They just think he's another one of those creps
With the voluntary muscles not used in a week
Looks like he has too little bone and too much meat
He looks down, and checks them off, and gets some more eats
Quick to be beat, in exercise he cheats, uses his car to get to his feet
Everyday's trick or treat
"Don't Even ignore this, my fitness test is flawless. Regardless I instead used my Impala's"
He judges everyone who looks in the room. He should look at his Trapezius, they look like glue..

(Chorus)4x

I know you like to think your delts don't stink
but look a little bit closer and realize your delts really look like glutes!
Yeah, your deltoids really look like their glutes!

(Ending)
Better not reach for the stars
That'll give him stretch scars
What happens when the blood flow gets low, Dan
You dont got that much shine, now way
No way, No way

(Slowly turns down the music so it fades away)