It's a special bird, with its own salmonella poisoning
A real raw bird, you better be careful or you'll feel the burn.
In this bird, you won't find any sign of being cooked.
I don't want a bird like that
I can't eat a bird lik that.

Hurl, I need to hurl
I gotta hurl
Hurl, I can't help myself from hurling girl
Hurl, makes me hurl
Give me some room
Or get out of my way real fast girl
(x2)

Everyday
I fancy a chicken pie with extra fries.
But then every night, I just feel so ill inside.
Cause there is just too much uncooked meat
I feel so incomplete.
And I have to, I need to, I really just have to

Hurl, I need to hurl
I gotta hurl
Hurl, I can't help myself from hurling girl
Hurl, makes me hurl
Give me some room
Or get out of my way real fast girl
(x2)

Then there's those fajitas
I hear them when they're calling.
And I just have to eat them
But then I feel like falling.
I've never felt so sick baby
Give me some tea with four sugars.
Baby can't you see that I have to
Cause it's made me

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