I’ve gotten older now
And I’m not smooth at all
Manscaping’s not my thing
I keep it natural
Heading down to the
Pool looking for some fun
I’m strutting all my stuff
Flexing both my guns
Cross my hands, my shirt I peel
(With) every glance disdain I feel
The crowd makes one loud appeal
Let me know… the… deal

Shave that hair!
Man you can buy a razor anywhere
Yeah or just pick up a can of Nair
‘Cause you’ve become a hairy beast
Oh
Shave that hair!
You’re like a sheepdog with some fur to spare
You must be mindful of just what you wear
Make sure you always wear long sleeves
Oh, so we don’t have to see

Had a date with this girl
From my neighborhood
Went back to my place
I never thought she would
Hand slides down while making out
Gonna see what that’s about
(But) something scares me down that route
And I’m screaming out...

Shave that hair!
Looks like shrubbery in your underwear
Yeah about this bird’s nest you don’t care
A good hot wax is what you need
Oh…
Shave that hair!
Get laser removal to make you bare
Or go Brazilian and be bald down there
Then everyone would like to see
I’d… like to see!

Like to see, like to see…

Shave that hair
Your visits to the spa are rather rare
Yeah to call you Sasquatch would be fair
(You’re) hairier than Italy
Oh, including Sicily