We're getting older now, the nagging takes it toll
It's time I took my pills, you're moaning's on a roll
I've got my lawyer, so I can divorce
It's quite amazing, how I coped all these years

Marriage is like a castle...
People who aren't in just want to join
But I swear that I want out
'Cause I've married a flipping bore

Stroppy mare
When will you realize that I don't care
And all this nagging's more than I can bare
That's why I've brought myself some ear muffs, oh
Stroppy mare
Please stop moaning that your life's not fair
You're not the only one who's in despair
When I divorce you I can say
Please can you go away?

I'm try to counteract, every insult
But you laugh at me, think I've got a lose bolt...

Steady now, don't lose your cool
and please can you put down the stool
Somehow I must get through
Marriage vows, don't renew...

Stroppy mare
When will you realize that I don't care
And all this nagging's more than I can bare
That's why I've brought myself some ear muffs, oh
Stroppy mare
Please stop moaning that your life's not fair
You're not the only one who's in despair
When I divorce you I can say
Oh, don't about me

What about me, what about me...

Stroppy mare,
When will you realize that I don't care,
And all this nagging's more than I can bare,
When I divorce you I can say
Please without said and done?