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Song Parodies -> "Original Bully"

Original Song Title:

"Original Prankster"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Offspring

Parody Song Title:

"Original Bully"

Parody Written by:

Trottley

The Lyrics

It's better when you can sing it to the music!
Lets have a laugh at him
HaHa
Cannot blame us he's crying
Tee Hee
Loser, What the hells he doing?
Sniffy Sniff
Smelling all the walls
Should we tell his mum or kick him in the balls?

Hoho
His head looks like a peanut
Oh No
I think that he needs a haircut
Laugh Laugh
Lets all point at him
Punch him in the face and belt him in the shins (Yeah!)

Chorus:
Belt him in the balls (Make him feel it too!)
Smack him in the face (Till his cheeks go blue)
Knock down his house (He has nowhere to live)
We're gonna break his head off and then we're gonna...
Bust his face in (Fix it with plaster)
Break him yeah (Snap his spine Yeah!)
Pull his guts out (Bully him forever)
We'll never stop now, stop now until some gay man says

We've covered him in s**t
Way Cool!
Hurt him with my header
Well Good!
Fire always hurts him better!
Napalm Bombs
All around his block!
And when he comes out, we'll belt him in the..... winky

(Chorus)

we lie!
We say he does it himself
Yeah right!
He couldnt eat a dead elf
He's sad
We smothered him in poo, then his mum came out so we got her too yeah!

Crime crime
So good to hurt him
Haha Dont wanna be him
Crime crime
So good to hurt him
Haha Dont wanna be him

It's fine knocking him senseless
I'm bored knocking him senseless
Let's stop knocking him senseless
So I pulled out a pigeon and through it at his head yeah!

(Chorus)
Hey hope you liked it! Visit me n my mates at www.trottley.co.uk!
Copyright 2000, Cartlidge records

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