Song Parodies -> "Eat That"

Original Song Title:

"Hit That"

Original Performer:

"Eat That"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

I bet this would be better than my other food song "Fast food."

I eat cheeseburgers
and lots of fries,
along with ice cream
and apple pies
My town has a
s**tload of corn dogs
Sometimes I start to
feel like a hog

They call me "fat" and "fatso"
But I don't give a damn
I would eat a whole jar of strawberry jam
I eat whatever I want
Like pepperoni pizza
You know I wanna eat that
You know I wanna eat that.Eat that

All I want is the all-you-can-eat,
Chicken-fried steaks, potatoes, and catfish.
Delicious!
Delicious cornbread!
YUM YUM YUM.

When I am hungry
I want something
Don't care if it
is Burger King.
Don't want no tofu
It sucks to me.
I'd rather have
some KFC!

Let's go to Steak N' Shake
Their food is not so fake.
I would love to
have a medium-rare steak
Let's go to Steak N' Shake
Their food is not so fake.
You know I wanna eat that
You know I wanna eat that.Eat that

All I want is the all-you-can-eat,
Chicken-fried steaks, potatoes, and catfish.
Delicious!
Delicious cornbread!
YUM YUM YUM

Well I have tried
workin' out I still look the same.
Eatin' Subway
Doesn't work come back everyday.
And I don't know
how I'll get rid of the habit.
Because the more I try it.
The more I like it!

They call me "fat" and "fatso"
But I don't give a damn
I would eat a whole jar of strawberry jam
I eat whatever I want
Like pepperoni pizza
You know I wanna eat that
You know I wanna eat that.Eat that

All I want is the all-you-can-eat,
Chicken-fried steaks, potatoes, and catfish.
Delicious!
Delicious cornbread!
YUM YUM YUM.

This is kind of similar to Weird Al's "Eat It." I got the delicious cornbread idea off of the Glory Foods commercial.

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Bob O'Mara - February 04, 2004 - Report this comment

The rhyming could be used better and the pacing was a little off, but it was pretty good. By the way, awesome choice for a parody!

raddog20002002 - February 27, 2004 - Report this comment

If you have not seen my parody, "Fast Food," don't worry. It's already deleted because it sucks.

Chris - February 27, 2004 - Report this comment

Great job on the parody! I read your parody, now how bout you read mine? "Come On Over" to the Shania Twain section and "Check It Out"

Unnatural Disaster - March 07, 2005 - Report this comment

Thanks for plagerizing me... :( "Well I have tried workin' out I still look the same. Eatin' Subway Doesn't work come back everyday. And I don't know how I'll get rid of the habit. Because the more I try it. The more I like it!"

raddog20002002 - March 08, 2005 - Report this comment

I am sorry for plagerizing you, UD. I just wanted the fame and glory over my parodies just like "Weird Al"!

Unnatural Disaster - August 09, 2005 - Report this comment

Okay, just next time use your own lyrics

Coryo Ellis - September 03, 2005 - Report this comment

Think about deleting this one too.

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