This is our biggest fear
We've run out of ideas
We can't think of the words we could use in this song
We need a gimmick fast
We'd like to have more cash
Our tempo's all screwed up and the words are all wrong
But we don't need talent so why do we even try
We'll just repeat one word five times
Call it "Bye Bye Bye (Bye Bye)"

It took us nearly forty days
And twenty-seven writers were racking their brains
Here's the idea from the masterminds
They'll say "Bye Bye Bye (Bye Bye)"
This'll be a giant hit for sure
Why didn't anybody think of it before?
It's like an echo except each one guy
Will sing "Bye Bye Bye (Bye Bye)"

Our new plan has been hatched
It's called "No Strings Attached"
It's only been a year since we've been around
We're mooching dollar bills
Yet we're fresh out of skills
We'd like to stay that way 'till our ratings go down
Some say the Backstreet Boys are fly it's a vicious lie
Their music sucks and their throats are dry
Not like "Bye Bye Bye (Bye Bye)"

Our writers do what they can
It looks as if we'll be at number one again
Now our profit's at an all-time high
Thanks to "Bye Bye Bye (Bye Bye)"
Our careers will never get cold
Until the day that we're all twenty-one years old
It's so nauseating you could cry
'Cause of "Bye Bye Bye (Bye Bye)"

We say that we ain't no one's fools
We see the signs that say we rule
And all the teenyboppers drool
And to be honest it's pretty cool
Oy vey!

It's getting close to chorus time so jump up and cry
'Cause this one is our favorite line
Yeah it's "Bye Bye Bye (Bye Bye)"

And now we'll sue our label 'cause
We're fairly sure MTV will create a buzz
It's more fun than cooking matzoh bry
Singing "Bye Bye Bye (Bye Bye)"
We're nothing but a bunch of kids
The public doesn't care much about what we did
We'll rejoice when all the ladies sigh
Hearing "Bye Bye Bye (Bye Bye)"