sSick and tired of hearin' all these people talk about
What's the deal with this crap life and when is the smell gonna fade out?
The thing you've got to realize, what we're doin' is not a trend
We got the gift of diarrhea, we're gonna bring it till the end
C'mon now owwwww my tummy

It doesn't matter
About the piece of shit I drive, the balls around my neck
All that matters
Is that you recognize that it's just about the crap
It doesn't matter
About the Depends I wear and where I go number 2 and why
All that matters
Is that you get wiped and we'll give it to ya every time
C'mon now oww my tummy

Do you ever wonder why
This crap gets you high?
It takes you on a ride
Feel it when your
bowels start to rock
(bowels start to rock)
You think you can't stop it
(You can't stop it)
And the crap's all you got
C'mon now oww my tummy
This must be
Shitty Crap
You can't stop it
I know you like this shitty crap
(This must be) (CRAP high whinny voice)

Now, why ya wanna try to classify the type of thing we do? (Crap)
Cause we're just wonderin' should we wipe
Can we say the same for you?
Tired of feelin' squishes in my shorts all around me feces
Just worry 'bout yours, cause I'm a' get mine
Oh people, can't you see?

It doesn't matter
About the piece of shit I drive, or the lice around my neck (sing it Justin)
All that matters
Is that you recognize that it's just about the crap
It doesn't matter
About the Depends I wear and where I go number 2 and why
All that matters
Is that you get wiped and we'll give it to ya every time
C'mon now oww my tummy
Do you ever wonder why
This crap gets you high?
It takes you on a ride
Feel it when your
bowels start to rock
(bowels start to rock)
You think you can't stop it
(You can't stop it)
And the crap's all you got
C'mon now oww my tummy
This must be
Shitty Crap
You can't stop it
I know you like this shitty crap
(This must be) (CRAP high whinny voice)

Man, I'm tired of crappin'

Shitty, shitty, shitty Crap
Shitty Crap

Do you ever wonder...

Oh No I crapped my shorts
Do you ever wonder why
This crap gets you high?
It takes you on a ride
Feel it when your
bowels start to rock
(bowels start to rock)
You think you can't stop it
(You can't stop it)
And the crap's all you got
C'mon now oww my tummy
This must be
Shitty Crap
You can't stop it
I know you like this shitty crap
(This must be) (CRAP high whinny voice)
Do you ever wonder why
This crap gets you high?
It takes you on a ride
Feel it when your
bowels start to rock
(bowels start to rock)
You think you can't stop it
(You can't stop it)
And the crap's all you got
C'mon now oww my tummy
This must be
Shitty Crap
You can't stop it
I know you like this shitty crap
(This must be) (CRAP high whinny voice)