I'm sick, I'm tired, I'm hearing spooky voices through my house,
What's the deal with this pot life and why does it freak me out,
My hallucination themes I cannot verify,
'coz when I waft into my dreams I think I'm gonna die

(doesn't matter) If I crash a car or strangle someones neck,
(all that matters) If I'm smoking pot, then what the flippin' heck,
(doesn't matter) About the clothes I tear or where they go and why,
(all that matters) Is that I have some pot and I'm flying through the sky

CHORUS
Do you ever wonder why, this drug it gets you high,
It takes you for a ride, feel it when your,
body starts to flop, your puking just won't stop,
This thong is all you've got
THIS MUST BE......POT

Dirty pot
you,you just can't stop,
I know you like this dirty pot, this must be.......

Now, why'd I wanna try to satisfy my cravings with this drug,
Because no other damn thing works and I've got an ugly mug,
And I'm tired of hearing all around me "Piss off you stupid git",
Just because I'm a dirty pillock and I smell just like my shit

(doesn't matter) If I drive a car or strangle someones neck,
(all that matters) If I'm smokin' pot, then what the flipping heck,
(doesn't matter) About the clothes I tear and where they go and why,
(all that matters) Is that I have some pot and I'm flying through the sky