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Song Parodies -> "Don't Know Why (The Dimwit Won)"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Know Why"

Original Performer:

Norah Jones

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Know Why (The Dimwit Won)"

Parody Written by:

Ethan Mawyer

The Lyrics

I hope william tong doesnt have a copyright on calling dubya ¨the dimwit¨
So wasted til age forty-one
I don't know why the dimwit won
Should not have been allowed to run
I don't know why the dimwit won
I don't know why the dimwit won

When I heard the breaking news
I wished that Al Gore would pull through
Instead they gave the state to Shrub
Cause of judges Al got snubbed

For his stupidity
Is how that Bush will be
Remembered

Now he's lost the world's respect
Waging war on a small threat
He's obsessed with that Saddam
While Korea has the bombs

For his stupidity
Is how that Bush will be
Remembered

Two more years and he'll be done
I don't know why the dimwit won
His mind's as empty as a drum
I don't know why the dimwit won
I don't know why the dimwit won
breaking news = initial report that gore won florida
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Pacing: 3.7
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jeannie-lou - March 14, 2003 - Report this comment
isn't it north korea that has the bombs?
Tone-Def - March 14, 2003 - Report this comment
yeah it is north korea but north korea is technically korea and also north korea doesnt fit the pacing.

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