I never thought outside of Governor,
Back then I was so small,
Never thought about running for the white house at all,
Gave fair warning,
Radio, TV shows,
Presidential posters,
And debate promos,
Why point out the bad things when I did some good?
Choking on a pretzel like a president should,
Let the greens worry about the poisons in the air,
We can bomb Iraq because no one lives there,
I want big changes, like more mass murder,
Your assault rifle is my cow herder,

That's no way to go Georgie Pro-Rebublican,
No way to go Georgie Pro-Rebublican,
No way to go Georgie Pro-Rebublican,
No way to go Georgie, Georgie Pro-Rebublican!

I never was prepared, never would have guessed,
How I fixed the election, now my dad's impressed,
Now I can sleep, in the lap of luxury,
All because I know how to act like a thief,
I'm eating escargot but I don't know how to spell it,
I'm so full of bull**** you just don't want to smell it,
I'm watching Michael Moore, and planning my assault,
Just have to make I sure I can say it's Nader's fault,
I see no world peace and I'm helping the tradition,
I'm attacking Iraq, hoping for extradition,
Now I can't believe what an absolute stink,
Now Canada's laughing because I act like a dink,

That's no way to go Georgie Pro-Rebublican,
No way to go Georgie Pro-Rebublican,
No way to go Georgie Pro-Rebublican,
Where can you go Georgie Pro-Rebublican!

You wanna move south and hang with the Mexicans,
Or go down east and eat with Hungarians,
I don't wanna meet another Can't-we-share-ian
When are you gonna go, Georgie, Georgie Pro-Republican!