Wanna know why
This stupid TV only works half the time
I'm so irate from this, I can't decide
To give up on this book and just go online
I'm not illiterate
But I've no grasp on this (this)
My brain is in a twist (twist)
Pure technobabble nonsense
That ain't explainin' shit (shit)
I'm pretty sure I've gone (gone)
Through it ten times, but all (all)
I get is pain, this shit's unknowable

I can't get through this booklet, nothin' but hurt
This really stupid booklet, nothin' but hurt
Who could get through this booklet? Nothin' but hurt (ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah)
This really dense-ass booklet, nothin' but hu-u-urt

Really have tried (tri-tried)
Here to decipher all these vague-as-hell lines (li-lines)
I've checked, this is English, just not a kind (kind)
That I'm familiar with, no tech nerd am I (no, no)
But I'm not givin' in
I'm gonna keep at it (keep at it)
Until I've found a fix (found a fix)
Will sift through all the bollocks
That this thing clearly is (clearly is)
Though I can quote it all (quote it all)
Afraid that I'm still stalled (I'm still stalled)
The deeper meanin' is unknowable

Still can't get through this booklet, nothin' but hurt
Completely stupid booklet, nothin' but hurt
Who could get through this booklet? Nothin' but hurt (ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah)
This thin-yet-still-thick booklet, nothin' but hu-u-urt (yeah)

This is a rude, rude asshole booklet (shit)
I'm goin' crazy, who knew it could do this (do this)?
Sure, tutorials on YouTube aren't confused shit (uh-huh)
Could call Steven, he's a nerd (nerd), he'll talk me through this
But that's all quitter talk, I won't
Call the help-line on the phone
Must prove that I'm no moron (-ron)
How do I turn this thing on, o-on, o-on, on?
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah (huh, huh, huh, hey, on, o-on, o-on, on)

I can't get through this booklet, nothin' but hurt
I hate this stupid booklet, nothin' but hurt
Who could get through this booklet? Nothin' but hurt (ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah)
This plain unhelpful booklet, nothin' but hu-u-urt

Nothin' but hurt
Nothin' but hurt
Nothin' but hurt (ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah)
Nothin' but hu-u-urt