Song Parodies -> "Think I've Killed An Angel"

Original Song Title:

"Wish I Had An Angel"

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Original Performer:

"Think I've Killed An Angel"

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The Lyrics

I don't know what they fuel on in Switzerland but it's gotta be something out of the ordinary. First they invented yodelling. Then they invented the cuckoo clock. Then they invented the safety vault. Now they have come up with the lofty idea to hire down and out actors to dress up as angels and stand on the side of the road to improve traffic safety.

http://rwdaily.runnersworld.com/2010/05/we-all-could-use-a-road-angel.html

The story doesn't yet foretell if this wingshield program will include gospellchecking your driver's licence, supplying directions to Route 666 for Dodge Vipers and/or yelling at drunks speeding by in fifth gear of the Apocalypse to keep driving towards the light…

A video version of the movie version of the original song can currently be found here:
http://www.tsrocks.com/n/nightwish_texts/wish_i_had_an_angel.html

I think I've killed an angel
Cos it stood on the road
I think I've killed an angel tonight

Speed was in my mind today
I took a drive outside and moved like a dart
Prepared to push it, wing and a pray'
My mind on home brew an' booty call hoes

Old habits die hard
On wings they die harder

I think I've killed an angel
One I rammed when I crashed
I think I've killed an angel
Though Bloody Marys I've downed
Say will God smite my dust
Burn my underwear to crust
If that I've killed an angel tonight

'Twas flapping 'round in flames of fuel
Dying angel cringing for a pool
Road kill they die hard
From high they die harder

I think I've killed an angel
Saw the glow, then the smash
I think I've killed an angel
The impact it was profound
Say will Satan here rush
For my fuzzy mind and tush
If that I'm doomed from Heaven tonight

BREAK FOR ME(N)TAL PURGATORY (SC)RAP SECTION

Drove for thrills, not to ill
Guess the Pearly Gate's outta sight
This is it, die on the bend
13:th, Friday, why didn't anyone remind me
Askance, no miss
It touched, my grille
Booty call will be with dark hordes

I wish I had more brain cells
This confession's rehashed
I wish I had more brain cells
I'd state an eyrie expound
But if coppers me bust
I best angel parts adjust
Forget I've killed an angel tonight

I think I've killed an angel
I wish I had more brain cells
I think I've killed an angel
I wish I had more brain cells

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Matthias - May 22, 2010 - Report this comment

I love Nighwish! Great parody!

Abbott Skelding - June 10, 2010 - Report this comment

SOTM: Never heard the OS, but this is amazing and a great idea! Excellent work!

Mark Scotti - June 11, 2010 - Report this comment

SOTM "Heavens", that was a GREAT parody!

bobpiecheese - June 29, 2010 - Report this comment

(SOTM) If Switzerland keeps churning out odd ideas like this, maybe they should stop being so neutral so they can get some sense knocked into them (apologies if anyone is offended or irritated by this). Definitely one of the weirder parodies I've read, and although I'm not one for news-related parodies, this one works well enough without the fact that it's based on real facts. I bless thee with 555, my son.

Below Average Dave - June 29, 2010 - Report this comment

What an odd parody idea. . .loved it. . .you know I wouldn't have guessed this as a news parody, I just thought it was funny. . .outright

DJ Blaze - June 30, 2010 - Report this comment

Nightwish are epic incarnate, and this parody was dementedly delightful. BTW, this is the first time I heard the OS (though I do know others), and I had no clue Nightwish had a techno-edge to this song. 555

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