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Song Parodies -> "The Drunken Tattoo"
Original Song Title:
"How You Remind Me"
Original Performer:
Nickleback
Parody Song Title:
"The Drunken Tattoo"
Parody Written by:
Matthias
The Lyrics
Part of Dave's daily challenge
Should have done it while I’m sober
A drunken tattoo? Feel like a Genius
I got a Spongebob and a Homer
One’s on my arm, the other on my penis
Cause that is how you designed me
That how you designed me
I now have Simpson nads
That is how you designed me
All these funky doodads
It’s not like me to think clearly
But this takes the cake severely
Last time I’ll be drunken
Cause finally the message sunk in
So I’ve been drunk
I bent down
Not on my bottom
But on my… bottle
I have yellow privets
Scream, “D’Oh! I’m such a dumb*ss!”
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Oh no!
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Oh no!
It’s not that I don’t like tats
I’ve got some Henna, and some cool tattoos
But to wake up to see that?!
A Simpson with me, Made me scream (Damn near puke!)
Cause that is how you designed me
Homer’s chin is my sack
That is how you designed me
Gave me a heart attack!
It’s not like me to be smart
But to wind up with the dad of young Bart?!
My girlfriend had to giggle
On my back she found a tattooed NICKLE!?!
Drank that beer bong
Got knocked out
Next time I won’t even touch the bottle
Drunken stuff that I dread
Puts me in a cold sweat
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Oh no!
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Oh no!
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Oh no!
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Oh no!
Clever planning of roommate Dan
Get me drunk and then become a Demon
And this is how he designed me
This is how he designed me
This is how he designed me
Spongebob, Homer, and Cash?!
That is how he designed me
Awful prank, That big *ss
So friends, Heed my warning
You won’t awake like I this morning
Drop the can! Don’t drink it!
Unless you want Teletubbies inked in
Don’t get drunk!
Don’t pass out!
Or you’ll get a tattooed bottle
Then get joked at in bed
Laugh, “How’s Homer? Your pet?”
Pet, Pet
“How’s Homer, Your pet?”
Pet, Pet
“How’s Homer, Your pet?”
Pet, Pet
“How’s Homer, Your pet?”
A drunken tattoo? Feel like a Genius
I got a Spongebob and a Homer
One’s on my arm, the other on my penis
Cause that is how you designed me
That how you designed me
I now have Simpson nads
That is how you designed me
All these funky doodads
It’s not like me to think clearly
But this takes the cake severely
Last time I’ll be drunken
Cause finally the message sunk in
So I’ve been drunk
I bent down
Not on my bottom
But on my… bottle
I have yellow privets
Scream, “D’Oh! I’m such a dumb*ss!”
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Oh no!
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Oh no!
It’s not that I don’t like tats
I’ve got some Henna, and some cool tattoos
But to wake up to see that?!
A Simpson with me, Made me scream (Damn near puke!)
Cause that is how you designed me
Homer’s chin is my sack
That is how you designed me
Gave me a heart attack!
It’s not like me to be smart
But to wind up with the dad of young Bart?!
My girlfriend had to giggle
On my back she found a tattooed NICKLE!?!
Drank that beer bong
Got knocked out
Next time I won’t even touch the bottle
Drunken stuff that I dread
Puts me in a cold sweat
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Oh no!
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Oh no!
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Oh no!
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Oh no!
Clever planning of roommate Dan
Get me drunk and then become a Demon
And this is how he designed me
This is how he designed me
This is how he designed me
Spongebob, Homer, and Cash?!
That is how he designed me
Awful prank, That big *ss
So friends, Heed my warning
You won’t awake like I this morning
Drop the can! Don’t drink it!
Unless you want Teletubbies inked in
Don’t get drunk!
Don’t pass out!
Or you’ll get a tattooed bottle
Then get joked at in bed
Laugh, “How’s Homer? Your pet?”
Pet, Pet
“How’s Homer, Your pet?”
Pet, Pet
“How’s Homer, Your pet?”
Pet, Pet
“How’s Homer, Your pet?”
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| 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
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| 5 | 4 | 6 | 6 |
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Can't give you 5 for pacing, Matty...it went a bit haywire in places: but I also screwed up the pacing when I did this OS, so I know how hard it is. However.....humour-wise, this is an absolute RIOT, peaking with "Homer's chin is my sack"....eeeek! So 455, but I'd give it 465 if I could
TMGTLTM here, this rules. 5s
I think one of Angelina's tattoos is of Homer's chin, isn't it - but I'm not saying where - funny write and nice rhythm Matty - 555
That's absolutely hilarious, I am so glad that we have this new daily challenge thing, brings out the best in creativity on songs people may have been letting go, congrats on this one guy!
From memory, this paces well enough for a five. Funny work, Matthias. Loved "Homer’s chin is my sack", but IMHO it may have been better as "Homer's chin's on my sack". I'd draw you some fives, but I ruin stick figures. Fortunately, there's these handy number keys... 555
Best part was the opening verse, then kinda samey thrououut the rest of it. But what else can one expect from an 11 year old parody ?!
(Artistry) I'm with Agri on this one. Was expecting more tattoos than the Sack O' Homer, but, again, mothballed parodies tend to not be as polished as more recent fare.
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