I wanna be a sports tsar


I am Sheik al Nayan
And I’m a football fan
and I’ve got a real cool plan
don’t you know
that I am the man
that I just went out and bought
good old man city
(tell me what you want

well now the deal is done
I’ve fulfilled my dream
To have my very own football team
now I’m the number one player
In the UAE
(yeah,so what you need)

Well I’ve got so much oil
I am very very rich
I could buy and sell
Old Abramovich
So watch out Chelsea and man u
Cos here we come


I wanna hear the roar
Of that wembley crowd
When the striker scores
I wanna hear it loud
I really wanna feel the rush of adrenaline

cos I ve got me a piece of the beautiful game
now everybody’s gonna know my name

Cos I just wanna be a big sports tsar
I am bored with houses
I’m so bored with cars
I was thinking of booking on a flight to Mars
I don’t expect no sympathy
But hey it can be hard


And I just wanna be a big sports tsar
I wanna hang
with the wags
At the coolest bars
And maybe sh*g
a few movie stars
Cos you know how I love to be
On the scene
Well it feels so good I don’t need
No heroine
Hey I wanna be a sports czar
Hey I wanna be a sports czar
(So how ya gonna do it?)

I wanna get to the top of the premiere league
Then it’s on to Europe
I can guarantee
Cos I can buy any player I choose
And that’s a fact
Then I will fix it up for good old Abu Dhabi
To host the Olympic games you see
And Dubai you guys
Well you can kiss my ass

cos I ve got me a piece of the beautiful game
now everybody’s gonna know my name

Cos I just wanna be a big sports tzar
I am bored with houses
I’m so bored with cars
I was thinking of booking on a flight to Mars
I don’t expect no sympathy
But hey it can be hard

And I just wanna be a big sports tsar
I wanna hang
with the wags
At the coolest bars
And maybe I’ll sh*g
a few movie stars
Cos you know how I love to be
On the scene
Well it feels so good don’t need no heroin

I’m not a megalomaniac
I’ve just got loads of money
And I love the craich
I can have everything
That I want it’s true
What was there left for me to do

Hey hey I wanna be a sports tsar
Hey hey I wanna be a sports tsar
Well I think this will be
a thrilling ride
I’m feeling pretty
good inside
It is just the beginning
It’ll be so great
For me and
My Abu Dhabi mates

I am bored with houses
I’m so bored with cars
I was thinking of booking on a flight to Mars
I don’t expect no sympathy
But hey it can be hard

And I just wanna be a big sports tsar
I wanna hang
with the wags
At the coolest bars
And maybe sh*g
a few movie stars
Cos you know how I love to be
On the scene
Well it feels so good don’t need no heroin
I’m not a megalomaniac
I’ve just got loads of money
And I love the craich
I can have everything
That I want it’s true
What is there left for me to do
Hey hey I wanna be a sports tsar
Hey hey I wanna be a sports tsar