[Verse 1:]
Olaf's there, I can’t help it
I hate the way it feels,
We're got us stuck between a tragedy and smoking weed
I make a lot of gadgets, My brother's reading books
My sister's biting everyday, had my panties gnawed

[Bridge:]
We're framed of arson and I don’t know what to do about it
Even if I did, Count Olaf will make us pissed but I doubt it
I’m really overwhelmed by it
And I know this much is true
Our turf blew, and we're close to conviction, we're now runaways too
I can barely move and I hate it

[Chorus:]
And they say my life is screwed [3X]
And it’s all because…
Blame it on Olaf,
He just pissed me off.

[Verse 2:]
Think of it every second
I can get out of here,
Only concern are the white brats, cause they do make me bummed
Know I should stay away from, fuzz who are finding me
I try and try but bounty hunters, wont let me free

[Bridge:]
We're framed of arson and I don’t know what to do about it
Even if we did, the cops will chase us like Carl Johnson on a run*
I’m really overwhelmed by it
And I know this much is true
Our turf blew, and we're close to conviction, we're now runaways too
I can barely move and I hate it

[Chorus:]
And they say my life is screwed [3X]
And it’s all because…
Blame it on Olaf,
He just pissed me off.

Ain’t no doubt, so crapped up [2X]
Over you, over you, over you

I ran away,
Cause they say my life is screwed,
Blame it on Olaf,
He just pissed me off.