Those who weigh less are easier to beat
If I get in a light weight class I'll do better in a meet
To do that i must watch what I eat
And that makes me painfully hungry
At about midnight, pain was too great
I saw large french fries, and I ordered eight

Because of that I need to run real fast, fast, fast
Since I gotta burn off the fries, burn off the fries
Victory will be a thing of the past, past, past
If I do not burn off the fries, burn off the fries
Zabeday zipedee zipedee zipedee zow zow zow
Makes about as much since
As eating that much when i need to lose weight I am really dense

I ran too fast now I feel sick
Full as I was jogging slowly is too quick
I don't want to move at all
I should've waited some before I went to run I am really dumb
It's almost morning, I still feel fat
It's five hours until weigh-in at the mat

In the morning I am sure that I will lose, lose, lose
Since I didn't burn off the fries, burn off the fries
For me they'll bring ambulance crews, crews, crews
Since I didn't burn off the fries, burn off the fries
Zabeday zipedee zipedee zipedee zow zow zow
Makes about as much since
As trying to run when I'm very full I am really dense

From the wrestling meet my coach had me scratch
Since I had gained almost five pounds since my last match
Now me and my teammate weighed exactly the same
In the match of my former weight class we could not put a name
And my coach got angry and let off some steam
by screaming and kicking me off the team
When he calmed down, I asked him, If he could
Reconsider and he could not

And now I will not get a scholarship, ship, ship
Since i couldn't burn off the fries, burn off the fries
when she finds out my mom is gonna flip, flip, flip
Since I couldn't burn off the fries, burn off the fries
Zabeday zipedee zipedee zipedee zow zow zow
Makes about as much sense
As doing what I did in the last few days I am really dense