Are you my daddy?

Nope

Didn't think so

Where'd you come from lil'baby, that droolin' that you doin's really drivin me crazy
You got this young player trying to hope, I could tell you wasn't mine first time that you spoke
I'm looking for my daddy who will teach me right, tell me why I have a "fro if my skin is light
You're not my DNA type, if I'm right paternity will tell by the end of the night
You expect me to just walk out the door
Because you say my mom was a whore
Well if the pants fit you should wear them right, But those pants were on the floor about every other night
I'll be the first to admit it, you could be mine, I do remember hitting it
You're gonna pay my child support, get locked in it
Pay for my stroller, c'mon and admit it

Chorus
Illegitimate child, don't know your name
Yea I slept with your mom, she's just a ho in the game
Promiscuous Dad, the test will soon show
There's DNA proof that I have your same nose
Illegitimate child, don't know your mom
She's just some girl that I had sex with at prom
Promiscuous Dad, Please be my daddy
It's the 5th house I've been to since Saturday

My hair is red and my eyes are blue, but my hairline recedes at the same point as you
Hey, I can't deny a coincidence or two, but that doesn't mean I'm starting a college fund for you
You're out of your mind, look at my cheek bones damnit
You're just in denial, don't pretend you cant handle it
You like Dorritos and I like Cheetos,
You're white like Michael and I'm black like Tito
I'm a big girl I can handle myself, but if my mom goes broke I may need your help
Pay attention to me, buy me toys from the shelf
But you look like you're a teen
So does everybody else
I got a wife so lets keep this on the low
Ill toss a couple dollars just don't let nobody know
That may come off a like weird, but I don't mean it like that yo
Are you R.Kelly? What you take me fo'
Chorus

I ain't yo dad, you're not my seed
You're my dad, don't be mean
I ain't you dad, you're not my seed
You're my dad, your sperm made me

Wait, where is your mom, why'd she leave you here on my porch lawn
When I left home she had nothing on, she said the electrician lost a spark and she had to turn him on
Turn him on
What does that mean?
You're way too young, you shouldn't know these things
I'm only tryna make you the main defendant
When I bring your ass up on the Bradley Amendment
You're not mine, you're full of lies
I'm pretty sure I pulled out that night
You're just my daddy, you're so funny and brash
But I wonder why you're black yet I look like Steve Nash



Illegitimate child, whoever you are
Please leave me alone, I've got a girl in my car
Promiscuous Dad, I'm calling the cops
You're years behind due, I couldn't buy my flip-flops
Illegitimate child, stop teasing me
I don't have your face, not even on a fake ID
Promiscuous Dad, go on and stick to your story
I'm taking your asson Maury