You're with Slimey,that's for sure
Even Ernie wants to hide
You're phony but it's not for sure
But you won't ever change
And though Slimey was there
Though Bert wasn't here

I'm like Big Bird,drink a birdseed milkshake
I don't know where Ernie is,but I know where your nest is
(and big bird all I need for you to know is)
I'm like Big Bird,eat some birdseed krispies
I don't know where Ernie is,but I know where your nest is
All I need for you to know is

Your faith in me brings me to shame
Even though you are much lame
And if Oscar says "scram",that's right
He needs Slimey every night
And though Oscar gets mad
Though Ernie's gone wrong

I'm like Big Bird,Slimey belongs to you
I don't know where Ernie is,but I know where your nest is
(and big bird all I need for you to know is)
I'm like Big Bird,Telly Monster just said
I don't know where Ernie is,but I know where your nest is
All I need for you to know is

There's no time to drink whiskey and rye
It's just like every kid should try to tell me that they hate me
Each and every single day I know
I'm going to have to eventually just go away
And though Gordon was glad
And though Ernie's gone wrong
Hey Oscar's mad
And now Ernie's gone

I'm like Big Bird,your happy Big Bird voice
I don't know where Ernie is,but I know where your nest is
(and big bird all I need for you to know is)
I'm like Big Bird,play journey to Ernie
I don't know where Ernie is,but I know where your nest is
All I need for you to know is

I'm like Big Bird,you're eight feet of feathers
I don't know where Ernie is,but I know where your nest is
(and big bird all I need for you to know is)
I'm like Big Bird,you have yellow feathers
I don't know where Ernie is,but I know where your nest is
All I need for you to know is

I'm like Big Bird,you're on Sesame Street
I don't know where Ernie is,but I know where your nest is
(and big bird all I need for you to know is)
I'm like Big Bird,the air is kinda sweet
I don't know where Ernie is,but I know where your nest is
All I need for you to know is