So laggy...
So laggy it hurts...
So laggy...

Ah.
(Quiet background voice)
Wan' a little bit of [modem sounds]
Just a little bit a' [modem sounds]

(Nelly)
I was like, good gracious, how can I play this?
My router's testing my patience
I'm waiting for the right time to shoot myself
You know, how can this stress be good for my health?

If you could see this
You'd be speechless
You'd have to be calmer than Jesus
Call the Pope cuz people ain't gon be believin'
Broadband people gonna be seethin'

Now I'm fraggin'
Cuz they're all laggin'
No braggin'
I need to call up the customer help line
But they probably close at nine

And I feel like bustin' loose
But I'm thinkin' "What's the use?"
Or I could tie a noose
I think I know which one to choose

(I said)
I know there's lag in here
So don't you dare impose
(I am lagging so much
I'm gonna turn my modem off)

I know there's lag in here
So don't you dare impose
(I am lagging so much
I'm gonna turn my modem off)

Why am I online if I can't get in a lobby?
I'm paying good money for a connection this choppy
I think fixing my router is now my new hobby
And now it's down, I can't believe it's this sloppy

Router, flip switch, time to fix it
Desktop, right click, disable it
For ten minutes that'll probably solve it
That's a lie, not even Gates can restore it

I think, "whoa, It's not lagged up to this point!"
Two minutes later it starts to disappoint
You're on Broadband so baby you can't lose
Lag this bad should make the News

It goes offline for reasons unknown
It even goes off if someone calls the phone
Checkin' all the cables with a torch in my hand
I'm like, "Man, I just don't understand!"

(Oh!)
I know there's lag in here
So don't you dare impose
(I am lagging so much
I'm gonna turn my modem off)

I know there's lag in here
So don't you dare impose
(I am lagging so much
I'm gonna turn my modem off)

(It's gonna drop out!)
Mix a little bit a [modem sounds]
With a little bit a [modem sounds]
(Just watch it drop out!)
Give a little bit a [modem sounds]
With a little bit a [modem sounds]
(Just let it drop out!)
With a little bit a [modem sounds]
And a sprinkle a that [modem sounds]
(It's gonna drop out!)
I like it when it [modem sounds]
Baby, make it [modem sounds]

(Nelly)

I'm hatin' this time wastin'
I got a friend with a 80MB modem
(What?)
I'm just kiddin' that's racin'
(Oh)
Unless you wanna see it!

Extra, extra, eh, spread the news
My router's warrant is void so they refuse
Next time I'll get something which don't blow my fuse
I wouldn't have this router if I couldn't choose

I know there's lag in here
So don't you dare impose
(I am lagging so much
I'm gonna turn my modem off)

I know there's lag in here
So don't you dare impose
(I am lagging so much
I'm gonna turn my modem off)

(It's gonna drop out!)

I know there's lag in here
So don't you dare impose
(I am lagging so much
I'm gonna turn my modem off)

I know there's lag in here
So don't you dare impose
(I am lagging so much
I'm gonna turn my modem off)

(Just let it drop out!)

(It's gonna drop out!)
Mix a little bit a [modem sounds]
With a little bit a [modem sounds]
(Just watch it drop out!)
Give a little bit a [modem sounds]
With a little bit a [modem sounds]
(Just let it drop out!)
With a little bit a [modem sounds]
And a sprinkle a that [modem sounds]
(It's gonna drop out!)
I like it when it [modem sounds]
Baby, make it [modem sounds]