I am a boy, and you are a girl
That's how it is
That's how it is
I hate my life, you love yours
That's how it is
That's how it is
I am so lonely, my brothers don't love me
That's how it is
That's how it is
I failed my test, I am so sad
That's how it is
That's how it is
I tripped and fell, I scraped my knee
That's how it is
That's how it is
My bike has a flat, I can't go nowhere
That's how it is
That's how it is
This song sucks, you probably knew that
That's how it is
That's how it is
I like boring myself, you like enjoying it
That's how it is
That's how it is
This song sounds like, an emo made it
That's how it is
That's how it is
All the pretty girls, are changing the station
That's how it is
That's how it is
People are taking the risk, of joining the Army
Because of this song, and
That's how it is
All the southern rap songs, are way better than this one
That's how it is
That's how it is
D4L's "Laffy Taffy", is way better than this one
That's how it is
That's how it is
Unk's "Walk It Out", is way better than this one
That's how it is
That's how it is
Young Dro's "Shoulder Lean", is way better than this one
That's how it is
That's how it is
Fergie's "London Bridge", is way better than this one
That's how it is
That's how it is
I have no future, I'm just stuck here
That's how it is
That's how it is
I make people sick...

(someone unplugs the microphone abruptly, music continues)

(Person:)
Will you please stop?! Just stop it! I can't take anymore of this!

(Alex Wolff:)
I was almost done! You didn't need to do that!

(Person:)
Well, I did! Your song is annoying!

(Alex and person begin arguing, arguing fades and song ends)