They're gonna sift through the lists
Of urban legends and myths
And show what's right and what's wrong to you
Whether it's pole-frozen tongues
Or bending barrels of guns
Fun education is what they do
When Adam Savage gets hurt
Makes Jamie Hyneman smirk
While they test what's been built by the B-Team
Will there be truth to the myth?
Or will it just be pure shit?
Turn to the Channel of Discovery

And watch the Mythbusters bust all kinds of myths on the screen
Like how you can't have bullets made out of teeth
They'll make things explode, whether it makes sense or no
I'm a big fan of their show, plain to see

Can you make cement unstick?
Will cherry bombs do the trick?
A pound of black powder? Nope, still sticks
How 'bout we pack it up full
With ANFO? It's far from bull
They blew the whole cement mixer to bits

Must watch the Mythbusters bust all kinds of myths on the screen
Proved that goldfish don't have a short memory
Some things end up true like ev'ry time they found use
For duct tape, cannons and boats, great TV
Oh yeah

Love when the Mythbusters bust all kinds of myths on the screen
Sometimes the result comes out somewhere between
Like making a rope out of bog roll's not a joke
You'd need a lot of it, though, that's tricky
Marathon it now
Mythbusters bust all kinds of myths on the screen
Sayings as well, those ones get pretty funny
You can't polish poo, but you can float lead balloons
And herding cats is impossible, see (whoa, woooow)
Mythbusters bust all kinds of myths on the screen
Although the first couple of seasons are weak
Stick with it, and lo, so many things will explode
Still learn a lot of stuff, so fun for me