Song Parodies -> "Everything Sucks (when u're not on)"

Original Song Title:

"Everything Sucks"

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Original Performer:

"Everything Sucks (when u're not on)"

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The Lyrics

for those of you that like to chat...

All I ever needed was to chat online with you
Instant message
Making lame jokes
Stayin' up until two

I hate the days you're not on
And today's another one
You're at the top of my buddy list
I wrote you this song

Everything sucks when you're not on
Everything sucks when you're not on

A dream of us never again speaking makes me upset just to think
How so very far away you are
My hope begins to sink

I hate the days you're not on
And today's another one
You're at the top of my buddy list
I wrote you this song

Everything sucks when you're not on
Everything sucks when you're not on

I'm so lonely
Do you have one screen name or two?
I'm so lonely
I am lost without you
And I'm so lonely
There you go the secret's out
I'm so lonely!
Now don't make fun of me
Why cant you just see-

I hate the days you're not on
and today's another one
you're at the top of my buddy list
I wrote you this song

Everything sucks when you're not on
(I want to, IM you!)
everything sucks when you're not on
(I want to IM you!)
(I want to IM you!)

this is for all my friends- i love u guys! <3

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LiLi - October 21, 2003 - Report this comment

You know what? I FEEL FOR YOU. You're not the first to have someone dissapear off the face of the planet, leave you worrying your pretty li'l head off before you worry your entire body into shutdown. You've written a parody for the entire Chat world to hold up on high, especially those who, even after a month or so, remain loyal to the thoughts of a favourite chatter ever making their grande re-entrance. This is a great way to let that very special someone know that you're still looking out for them, and hoping that they're doing the same thing. I added your parody to my favourites, because this is one parody that nearly describes the lot of my feelings towards a great someone who hasn't shown her face around my side of the Web for quite some time. Oh, and if you're out there-- Anzu, Snow still ain't retired!

Static - October 21, 2003 - Report this comment

thanks to countless (er... maybe 2) lost chatlists, i haven't talked to a few people in weeks. oh yeah kev, charles, all you guys... what are your screennames again? great song (again... er... did i mean to say "as usual"?). anyway 5-5-5.

Katie - October 27, 2003 - Report this comment

lol thanks- and if u have no idea how sucky this is then try not talking to ur best friend for a week or 2. chatting online is that important.... to me...

Static - December 06, 2003 - Report this comment

If you ever see this Katie, I haven't talked to a good buddy of mine for 3 months. That's what school does to you.

Katie - December 18, 2003 - Report this comment

oops, Im here... big time issues. i hate school, i'm going to hate this summer. thats just peachy isnt it?

cosmin - April 30, 2004 - Report this comment

hi i've just found this site and i have a newbie question: is there any place where i can find this song whith the parody lyrics? i like the original song but i also like this lyrics cheers cosmin

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