Hahaha,yo, yo, food, food
I never met some eaters like them.
Yo, yo, have you ever seen five little dudes
Who be eating all your food?
Uh-huh, yo, whoo!
[Midgets:] Let's get at it y'all. Whoo!

[Muffin Lee:]
My t.v. broke, just 'bout ten
I called repairs 'round ten, they sent five little men
Running around pretendin'to fix
One was in my Trix, in the kitchen one tryin' to mix
They somethin' like a tapeworm, main
Eating all my food and playing as if I'm gonna pay 'em later, main
They constantly munchin' and they just kept crunchin' on
If you think the flavors gone go'on to another home
They put my fridge on empty
My shelves and my cab'nets the same they like, [Midgets:] We're not guilty!
I told 'em to look, they ate all my food
They looked at me and said, "We're not through!"
Obey my rules, get out y'all fools
Splattered err'ywhere, was all my food
St. Chew-this like Chew-this D. Meals and Hungry Moods
And them small dudes done chewed all my foods dude
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[Midgets:] Ay yo, what you got to eat?
[Muffin Lee:] Uh-oh Man, all I got left is some old nasty meat.
All the food has been ate out of my house
Y'all runnin' round taking my food out now I'm'a rip y'all, main
[Midgets:] Ay yo, what you got to eat?
[Muffin Lee:] Uh-oh Man, all I got left is some old nasty meat.
All the food has been ate out of my house
Y'all runnin' round taking my food out now I'm'a rip y'all, main

[Midgets:] We will be back. . . tomorrow
And we hope. . .the food. . . you'll buy some more
[Muffin Lee:] Got a chocolate bar and it's topped with cream
only want the truth, girl, eat some of this cheem
Told me they were gonna fix on my tele tel
Ate mostly alkl of the food from my big belly bel
I'm going to eateries
Plus I like my fries supersized and a special burger wit extra cheese
That's what I eats and I love some sweets
I'd preferably rather have two or three sweetners drown my coffee
Grocery stores, I gotta buy something
I need some food 'cause I just ain't got none
I'm basically going from surplus to nothing
When I say nothing meaning pockets with no beef, no mutton
Used to have some chicken and collared greens
(How you go'on) Stop me eating cheese
Went from surplus to a no-plus scene

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So they came back try'na act real nice
And I told 'em no cigar, can't have lemonade with ice
I understand my grub is good, buy your own food you should
So don't be askin' for a snack and be expectin' real food
Unless you want a BOOT
You ate up all my food and I don't even think that you even chewed
And I'm still kinda hungry, eater
Thinking 'bout cookin' you wit some spices eater
Now you through fixin'. . .Now I'm about to roast you
Guts gashed out, brains out, blood got drew
Gotta catch all the rest of y'all, derrty
Now y'all runnin' 'cause I done went postal,derrty
I'm the same dud who y'all ate all of his food
I was passive then, now cannibal's my mood
And um, I'm 'bout to do me some big midget hunting
And all y'all need to do is conecentrate on doing your running, I'm'a cook y'all, main

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