Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
Song Parodies -> "Johnny II: The Bionic Crapper Boy"
Original Song Title:
"Golem II: The Bionic Vapour Boy"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Mr. Bungle
Parody Song Title:
"Johnny II: The Bionic Crapper Boy"
Parody Written by:
Agrimorfee
The Lyrics
From Bunglepalooza Products Inc. Here's our commercial for a fantastic new leap in technology, for a product which no home should be wihout. For those unfamiliar with the music, seek out http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euSr13L0YqM
(SFX: toliet paper rolls, dials turn, toilet flushes)
Johnny II, the Bionic Crapper Boy
Johnny II--it does your flushing
Home protecting
Human waste disposing
Hi-tech gizmo, new thing
It's guaranteed, every which way
Porcelain knight, for use every day
Gotta-gotta-gotta flush!
Where does it go?
Watch the human waste flow
Into pipes blow
Sentimental
It's environmental
All recycle
Servant that you sit on
Johnny II: The Bionic Crapper Boy
Stool detecting
Stink convecting
Incense flowing
Top construction
Waste reduction
With instructions
Johnny II: The Bionic Crappy Boy (ah....ah....)
Gotta-gotta flush!
Gotta-gotta-gotta-gotta...
Human burden
No more overflowing
Self-cleaning him throughout the day
Hear lullabies or symphonies play
Gotta-gotta-flush
Seat is lifting
Custom shape is shifting
Splashless pissing
Walk in at night
Sonar turns on bright light
No more dark fright
Come give it a try on
Johnny II: The Bionic Crapper Boy
Ass-inspecting
Disenfecting
Bidet splashing
Toilet functions
No compunctions
Sewer suctions
Johnny II: The Bionic Crapper Boy (ahhhh....ahhhh...)
Johnny II, the Bionic Crapper Boy
Johnny II--it does your flushing
Home protecting
Human waste disposing
Hi-tech gizmo, new thing
It's guaranteed, every which way
Porcelain knight, for use every day
Gotta-gotta-gotta flush!
Where does it go?
Watch the human waste flow
Into pipes blow
Sentimental
It's environmental
All recycle
Servant that you sit on
Johnny II: The Bionic Crapper Boy
Stool detecting
Stink convecting
Incense flowing
Top construction
Waste reduction
With instructions
Johnny II: The Bionic Crappy Boy (ah....ah....)
Gotta-gotta flush!
Gotta-gotta-gotta-gotta...
Human burden
No more overflowing
Self-cleaning him throughout the day
Hear lullabies or symphonies play
Gotta-gotta-flush
Seat is lifting
Custom shape is shifting
Splashless pissing
Walk in at night
Sonar turns on bright light
No more dark fright
Come give it a try on
Johnny II: The Bionic Crapper Boy
Ass-inspecting
Disenfecting
Bidet splashing
Toilet functions
No compunctions
Sewer suctions
Johnny II: The Bionic Crapper Boy (ahhhh....ahhhh...)
Copyright 2008, Agrimorfee. Hope this makes a splash!
Your Vote & Comment Counts
The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.
Place Your Vote |
Voting Results
| ||||||||||||||||||
Voting Breakdown
The following represent how many people voted for each category.
| Pacing | How Funny | Overall Rating | |||||||||
| 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 5 | 2 | 2 | 2 |
User Comments
Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.
I was thinking of working on this one and calling it, "Google Site: The Almighty Web Searcher", but I don't think that it would have turned out quite as good as this one did. Great job Aggy!!!
Three in one day Agri? Wheew. . .I won't try to keep up with you. . .this one isn't as charming to me as the other two. . .the OS was just as weird, no doubt, but the lyrics didn't do as much for me as the other two today, still expertly written though, and 5 worthy
The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.
Link To This Page
The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/mrbungle2.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.
This is view # 1554
