Where's all of my biscuits
No, not cookies, they're biscuits

Good biscuits, hot biscuits, nice biscuits, MY biscuits
Good biscuits, hot biscuits, nice biscuits, MY biscuits

I love chocolate, what's my fave? I can't choose
As long as it isn't mint
Hate mint, you know, won't go, I do love caramel though, bro, uh huh

Sticky, tasty caramel-a (yum yum yum)
I can't get enough of it (yeah)
Whether solid or a liquid (oh yeah)
I just love my caramel

Yum yum, yum yum
Ooh oh

Where'd I put my Cadb'ry choc'late, you twonk?
Where the heck's my Cadb'ry choc'late?

Yea yea yea yea

I love muffins too, choc'late or plain, they're yum
Prefer them to be giant-sized
The paper I might eat, it's still got some choc, that's me, yeah

I don't want blueberry muffins (bad muffins)
Or that healthy bran bullshit (shit ohooh yea yeah)
Give me those and I'll start huffin' (yea)
Gimme muffins chocolate

Where'd I put my Crunchie choc'late, you sod?
Where the feck's my Crunchie choc'late?

Yea yea uh
I do love that choc money and them Easter Eggs
Not the ones you find in films, the ones I just ate, urp
I'm a sweet-lovin' junkie, no mistake a choc whore
Just sayin' I ate mine, could I please have yours?
None for me? Well, that sucks 'cause I'm hungry
Gotta start washing these stains outta my dung'rees
Got cash on you? I do have some, dude
That dough's not to be spent on bad food
No biscuits or liq'rice, I don't even like liq'rice
Gummi wine, bears or worms, they kick ass
But I've just exhausted my tasty-thing stash
Could I borrow five-or-somethin' dollars
Pop down to the shops-a, 'cause
I am hooked on chocolate
One more bar, c'mon now

Chocolate...I need chocolate

Hey hey hey!

Thanks for the fiver, pay you back, soon
Though probably not today
You'll be here tomorrow, right, sure that's Halo Night?
Sure? Sure? Sure?

There is a sale, two choc bars for five
You can have the other, fine?
No, your bar I won't eat, hold it to me
Sure, sure, sure!

I may eat a lot of choc'late (ya yaeaea yea)
I may eat a lot of it (ooh)
I won't steal the choc of others (yea)
Not that hooked to chocolate

I won't eat my father's choc'late, nuh-uh (nuh-uh)
I won't eat my sister's choc'late, nuh-uh (she might eat mine, yea)
Sure won't eat my mother's choc'late, nuh-uh (nuh-uh)
I might eat my brother's choc'late, nuh-uh (maybe, uh)

Choc biscuits (Oh yeaeaa oh)
Mint (Hate mint chocolate)
Oreos (Hey hey! yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum!)
Kit-Kats (Oh Oh oooo)
Love muffins, buddy (buddy)
I can't choose (Oh!)
Quite a pickle here

I just love my chocolate, yes-ah